puddlefuck
puddlefuck by Nicoslavia April 6, 2009
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puddlefuck
A person who acts as if they have accomplished a lot in a given field, when in fact, they are unaware of how much they still need to learn. "Puddle" comes from the fact that the person thinks they have mastered something as large as the ocean, but really have made relatively little impact.
When I moved to the States, I realized that the market I had "dominated" was really small on a global scale; I was just a puddlefuck.
puddlefuck by Brekk February 27, 2007
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puddlefuck
A person who acts as if they have accomplished a lot in a given field, when in fact, they are unaware of how much they still need to learn. "Puddle" comes from the fact that the person thinks they have mastered something as large as the ocean, but really have made relatively little impact.
When I moved to the States, I realized that the market I had "dominated" was really small on a global scale; I was just a puddlefuck.
puddlefuck by Brekk December 14, 2008
Cuddlefuck
When a couple finishes a sex session and the man remains in their partner and transitions into cuddling, still inside their partner, occasionally thrusting into them
As soon as Mark finished, he collapsed over Wendy. Breathing heavily and moving his hips they cuddlefucked until they fell asleep
Cuddlefuck by Siglofbaphomet January 25, 2015
cuddlefucker
A person who loves to cuddle with their partner but cannot help themselves and will always end up with roaming hands, escalating to kissing and eventually a great fuck
cuddlefucker by Sweitzerman March 16, 2015
piddlefuck
To waste time doing absolutely nothing.
To do meaningless tasks wasting time when there are things that need to be done.
To do meaningless tasks wasting time when there are things that need to be done.
Damnit! Why can't you ever be on time? You always gotta piddlefuck around instead of getting ready for work!
piddlefuck by jaynedough April 3, 2017
Cuddlefuck
When an innocent, earnest attempt at cuddling turns very sexy, without exceeding the threshold of exertion that would stop all cuddling and leave only fucking.
Tired from cooking, the girls laid down to cuddle and nap. Then, things turned unexpectedly naughty. They never stopped cuddling, never changed position, but orgasms preceded their originally intended slumber as they cuddlefucked to sleep.
Cuddlefuck by DomesticGoddess™ July 16, 2020
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