puddlecunt

A woman whose pussy gets extremely wet during sex.

That slut I brought home from the bar last night was a true puddlecunt. Her pussy got so wet during sex she flooded my bed.

puddlecunt by Dick Beeninya October 6, 2018

Puddlebutt 

A classic dad insult for someone who is moving very slowly or not at all, particularly in traffic. Great for use in traffic when the guy in front of you is just sitting there with a green left turn arrow.

It's origin might be drawn from a situation where someone is so slow or lazy, that they pee their pants while sitting on the couch, hence sitting in a puddle of their own pee. But the word could just as easily be from a random combination of words thrown together in the heat of road rage.

Idiot 1: Sitting in car texting while the light turns green
Dad 1: *Beeps horn* Move your as* you puddlebutt!

Puddlebutt by JobeOneKenobi July 12, 2020

Puddlenuts 

The manifestation of a loose hanging sack precipitated by a warm, humid environment. Such genitals will settle onto any surface as if a melted semi-viscous liquid.

Syn: "the over-easy", "curtain-sack", "rooster waddle" or "man-drape"

Billy was seated at the bench press when Jan caught an unfortunate glimpse at his puddlenuts.

Puddlenuts by Sir Heavypants February 24, 2009

Puddlebutt 

An instance where excrement has turned wet or overwhelmingly soggy because of excessive consumption of alcohol or bad diet.

"I drank nine Red Bulls last night and woke up with a bad case of puddlebutt."

Puddlebutt by O-bone April 21, 2007

puddlecuddle 

Public hot tub

Hay darling would you like to meet me at the, "puddlecuddle," in the apartments.

puddlecuddle by emilejfagerstromiv March 11, 2019

Puddlenuts 

An insult, referring to a person so limited in their height that their testicles drag along the ground when walking. It refers further to a specific instance of said 'Puddlenuts' walking through a puddle, their sack dragging through a puddle, and shooting into their mouth.

Dave-"I can't see over your head, jerk!"

Chris-"Wouldn't be an issue if you weren't such a puddlenuts"

Puddlenuts by sixstring3r September 16, 2009

PuddlePants 

When a female gets so sexually excited he pants turn into puddles.

I whipped it out and she instantly turned to PuddlePants.

PuddlePants by JohnnyVortex March 12, 2018