puddlecunt
That slut I brought home from the bar last night was a true puddlecunt. Her pussy got so wet during sex she flooded my bed.
puddlecunt by Dick Beeninya October 6, 2018
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Puddlebutt
A classic dad insult for someone who is moving very slowly or not at all, particularly in traffic. Great for use in traffic when the guy in front of you is just sitting there with a green left turn arrow.
It's origin might be drawn from a situation where someone is so slow or lazy, that they pee their pants while sitting on the couch, hence sitting in a puddle of their own pee. But the word could just as easily be from a random combination of words thrown together in the heat of road rage.
It's origin might be drawn from a situation where someone is so slow or lazy, that they pee their pants while sitting on the couch, hence sitting in a puddle of their own pee. But the word could just as easily be from a random combination of words thrown together in the heat of road rage.
Idiot 1: Sitting in car texting while the light turns green
Dad 1: *Beeps horn* Move your as* you puddlebutt!
Dad 1: *Beeps horn* Move your as* you puddlebutt!
Puddlebutt by JobeOneKenobi July 12, 2020
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Puddlenuts
The manifestation of a loose hanging sack precipitated by a warm, humid environment. Such genitals will settle onto any surface as if a melted semi-viscous liquid.
Syn: "the over-easy", "curtain-sack", "rooster waddle" or "man-drape"
Syn: "the over-easy", "curtain-sack", "rooster waddle" or "man-drape"
Puddlenuts by Sir Heavypants February 24, 2009
Puddlebutt
An instance where excrement has turned wet or overwhelmingly soggy because of excessive consumption of alcohol or bad diet.
Puddlebutt by O-bone April 21, 2007
puddlecuddle
puddlecuddle by emilejfagerstromiv March 11, 2019
Puddlenuts
An insult, referring to a person so limited in their height that their testicles drag along the ground when walking. It refers further to a specific instance of said 'Puddlenuts' walking through a puddle, their sack dragging through a puddle, and shooting into their mouth.
Dave-"I can't see over your head, jerk!"
Chris-"Wouldn't be an issue if you weren't such a puddlenuts"
Chris-"Wouldn't be an issue if you weren't such a puddlenuts"
Puddlenuts by sixstring3r September 16, 2009
PuddlePants
PuddlePants by JohnnyVortex March 12, 2018
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