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Peckernut 

A derogatory term used by a parent to their child to indicate they are annoying or used when the child has performed a moronic act.
Dad: "You are truly a peckernut, Chris! What are you going to do next?"
or
Dad: "Go and play in the other room you peckernut. I am watching the game!"
Peckernut by Mahalollama September 13, 2009

Zuckernuts 

A moniker given to someone who demonstrates regular willingness to take significant business risks, like the youthful American media super-magnate, Mark Zuckerbuck.
Yeah, she’s actually got some Zuckernuts, that’s for sure!
Zuckernuts by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2021

pumpernuts 

Testicles on the severely obese, which are surrounded by a thick later of ripply fat inside the scrotum.
That dude is 600 pounds? He must have a bitchin' pair of pumpernuts!

His wife must gag everytime she gets a glimpse of his sweaty pumpernuts.
pumpernuts by Sam888 July 18, 2007

Puckerbutting 

The act of clenching your butt-cheeks together to stop or halt defecation. This usually results in sweating, lack of movement, clenched jaw and praying.
I knew I wasn't going to make it to the bathroom in time, so I had to start puckerbutting in order to hold it in.
Puckerbutting by TheLastXela April 20, 2010

Pucker Nuts 

A wuss, Pansy or Pussy.

When your nut sack puckers up so badly from fear that it gets sucked back up into your body.

AKA, no balls.

Pucker Nut is used when subject only has one testicle.
Friends, "Hey Ted, Take that there spoon and mason jar and get us some honey from that African bee hive."

Ted says, "Fuck that shit. That's suicide!!"

Friends, "Come on Pucker Nuts, I want fucking honey for my lemon tea right now!"
Pucker Nuts by Silversnow May 30, 2011
You are a punkernut!
Punkernut by fr56gt7yh8uji December 8, 2022