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Punkernut

You are a punkernut!
by fr56gt7yh8uji December 8, 2022
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Peckernut

A derogatory term used by a parent to their child to indicate they are annoying or used when the child has performed a moronic act.
Dad: "You are truly a peckernut, Chris! What are you going to do next?"
or
Dad: "Go and play in the other room you peckernut. I am watching the game!"
by Mahalollama September 13, 2009
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pumpernuts

Testicles on the severely obese, which are surrounded by a thick later of ripply fat inside the scrotum.
That dude is 600 pounds? He must have a bitchin' pair of pumpernuts!

His wife must gag everytime she gets a glimpse of his sweaty pumpernuts.
by Sam888 July 18, 2007
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Puckerbutting

The act of clenching your butt-cheeks together to stop or halt defecation. This usually results in sweating, lack of movement, clenched jaw and praying.
I knew I wasn't going to make it to the bathroom in time, so I had to start puckerbutting in order to hold it in.
by TheLastXela April 20, 2010
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Puggernutter

The use of a sticky substance to attract a dog to lick your testicles
My very greedy brother Jeffrey stole my peanut butter and had his dog perform a Puggernutter on him during his extremely long commute from Barnegat to Elizabeth.
by tom1219 June 11, 2008
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plunkernaut

a powerful punch through one's ass hole that's so powerful, it sends that individual to the moon. It is usually used for one to retreive "moon hams".
I'm in the mood for moon hams! Here's a plunkernaut so you can get them!
by smellysockman September 12, 2010
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A Pugernutter

Pugernutter
The use of a sticky substance to attract a dog to lick your genitals
After being away for the weekend I walked in on my brother Dennis giving my dog Zoe a Pugernutter in his Westfield home.
by tom121999 June 11, 2008
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