Punkernut

creep and weirdo

You are a punkernut!

Punkernut by fr56gt7yh8uji December 8, 2022

Peckernut 

A derogatory term used by a parent to their child to indicate they are annoying or used when the child has performed a moronic act.

Dad: "You are truly a peckernut, Chris! What are you going to do next?"
or
Dad: "Go and play in the other room you peckernut. I am watching the game!"

Peckernut by Mahalollama September 13, 2009

pumpernuts 

Testicles on the severely obese, which are surrounded by a thick later of ripply fat inside the scrotum.

That dude is 600 pounds? He must have a bitchin' pair of pumpernuts!

His wife must gag everytime she gets a glimpse of his sweaty pumpernuts.

pumpernuts by Sam888 July 18, 2007

Puckerbutting 

The act of clenching your butt-cheeks together to stop or halt defecation. This usually results in sweating, lack of movement, clenched jaw and praying.

I knew I wasn't going to make it to the bathroom in time, so I had to start puckerbutting in order to hold it in.

Puckerbutting by TheLastXela April 20, 2010

Puggernutter  

The use of a sticky substance to attract a dog to lick your testicles

My very greedy brother Jeffrey stole my peanut butter and had his dog perform a Puggernutter on him during his extremely long commute from Barnegat to Elizabeth.

Puggernutter by tom1219 June 11, 2008

plunkernaut 

a powerful punch through one's ass hole that's so powerful, it sends that individual to the moon. It is usually used for one to retreive "moon hams".

I'm in the mood for moon hams! Here's a plunkernaut so you can get them!

plunkernaut by smellysockman September 12, 2010

A Pugernutter  

Pugernutter
The use of a sticky substance to attract a dog to lick your genitals

After being away for the weekend I walked in on my brother Dennis giving my dog Zoe a Pugernutter in his Westfield home.

A Pugernutter by tom121999 June 11, 2008