Sam888's definitions

pumpernuts

Testicles on the severely obese, which are surrounded by a thick later of ripply fat inside the scrotum.

That dude is 600 pounds? He must have a bitchin' pair of pumpernuts!

His wife must gag everytime she gets a glimpse of his sweaty pumpernuts.

by Sam888 July 18, 2007

pumpydoody

A semi-solid bowel movement with visible chunks of jiggly, unprocessed fat.

I had to bleach down the toilet after Barbara left a pumpydoody in it.

by Sam888 July 18, 2007

pumpy pot

A normal toilet or other tool used to contain feces on a regular basis.

Time to hit the pumpy pot.

Madeline, I'm so sorry your fish died...but it's time to flush it down the pumpy pot!

by Sam888 July 18, 2007

pumpymouth

An individual with a remarkable sassy attitude, often expressing his/her opinion through vile oratory tantrums.

Debra, I can't believe your toddler already has the disgusting pumpymouth of his father! Shame on you.

by Sam888 July 18, 2007

pumpy

Derivation: Chinese, word for "pang pi", meaning "fat ass". In English generally used to convey ripply fat or excessive fat on a human body.

She has pumpy thighs.

by Sam888 July 18, 2007