Publer 

To Publer or engage in Publering is to share your digital musings, photos, and videos across social media platforms. Whether you’re tweeting, gramming, or snapping, it all falls under the delightful umbrella of Publering. So, next time you post that meme or update your status, know that you’re a certified Publer!

“She’s been Publering her travel adventures on Instagram.”
“I’m a seasoned Publer, curating my Instagram feed with aesthetically pleasing photos of succulents and sunsets.”
“Publering my thoughts about pizza toppings—because the world needs to know.”
“As a dedicated Publer, I’ve perfected the art of crafting witty tweets during my morning coffee.”

Publer by Dimmers March 27, 2024

Lewis Burwell Puller 

The original Chuck Norris. Chesty was the most badass man alive matched only by his spiritual clone, Richard Marcinko. Chesty won, among dozens of other awards, 5 Navy Crosses but the story doesn't end there. The following statements are true:

Chesty fought off an entire North Korean tank battalion single-handedly with only an M1911. He destroyed 8 tanks with its 7 bullets before taking out the rest with his bare hands.

Congress had a plan to win the Vietnam War by sending Chesty Puller alone to conquer the country, but abandoned this course of action when they determined him to be a force of nature more powerful than large-scale nuclear weapons.

The nearly-impenetrable armor on modern tanks is synthesized from Chesty's DNA mixed with aluminum. They had to mix it because pure Chesty armor was deemed illegal under the Geneva Convention because it would have accelerated an arms race the world has never seen before.

Lewis Burwell Puller, the quintessential Marine.

Good night Chesty! Wherever you are!

Lewis Burwell Puller by JeremyWolf March 23, 2008

daisy puller

Homosexual

I saw Barry getting it on with another dude at the club last night, I never figured him for a daisy puller.

daisy puller by the golden carp February 11, 2014

Richard puller 

Someone who pulls their "Richard".

You're a Richard puller!

Richard puller by Ric.Hard October 10, 2014

Super Puberty 

In extremely rare cases, adolescents are subject to what is known as superiore pubertiscus, or "super puberty." These cases are considered most unfortunate and include such side effects as comically low vocal chords and massive amounts of super pubic hair. In no way is any of the above attractive, and subjects under the effects of super puberty should highly consider locking themselves away forever. "Super Puberty" is in no way treatable, as there is no known cure. But good god is it funny.

Justin Bieber's career will be ruined even more than it is now once he hits super puberty.

Super Puberty by Jacksfans March 27, 2011

Musical Puberty 

The stage of life one goes through when their musical taste becomes much more elaborate and meaningful. May start with an interest in Fall Out Boy and the All American Rejects and eventually turn into an interest in The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, or AC/DC.

Jim - Is it just me or is Dirty Little Secret starting to sound like absolute garbage?! What's wrong with me!

John - Oh my goodness....Jim, you're going through Musical Puberty! *wipes tear from cheek*

Musical Puberty by AkunaShehata October 23, 2011

Puberty 

That moment when you put down all your Pokemon cards and realise there's titties out there

KEVIN: Did you hear? Ben just hit puberty.!

ALEX: Finally, I have been waiting for his Pokemon collection for years.

Puberty by Outoftowntaco June 30, 2014