KEVIN

The most sexy god of all (with a huge penis)

Wow is that KEVIN I can tell by his huge penis that is bigger that the cab driver god jehu

by National_facts.gov November 06, 2020

KEVIN

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kevin.adjv;,to kevin,is to fabricate lies about someone on the internet,usually they are spinless losers,who will spend a lot of time trying to fix their girl probs lol..

can be seen a mile off you know a kevin when u see one..

fool..moron..

kevin will always be that smelly kid in class ,(WHO CALLS U NAMES?!WTF!0.O) & who never goes away until u punch him or call him out for wat he is..

spends his days on the internet showing porn to children or child like ppl..and cussing ppl out cos he is a no lifer..

by gutteral:( January 10, 2010

KEVIN

A fat piece of sh*t who eats plays fortnite and breaks their monitor if they die.

Thats a fricking Kevin moment

by PEEEPEEPOOOPOOO June 12, 2020

KEVIN

Big ballin ass dude who is super cool and the bestest ever really rich but don’t like to talk about it and acts poor so he doesn’t have to spend money and keeps on saving. Secretly can afford a Tesla but he’s humble and don’t like to show off so he might drive Honda or f150 . Smartest guy in the room but acts like a dumbass and might steal your girl. Kevin’s are amazing and if you run across one in your local coffee shop just know he might have spit in it.

Damm Kevin is a boss, he was driving around downtown with my girl in a Tesla and it wasn’t a rental.

I know guy.

I’m not your guy friend.

I’m not your friend buddy.

I’m not your buddy guy.

by Basketcasenat July 18, 2023

KEVIN

He sucks lots dick he eats penis enlargements and sent a dick pic to a girl, the girl said it was small as hell.
he would fuck any thing since he desparate.

girl: what this
kevin:it a dick pic

girl: i dont see any thing
kevin: it right there

by adrain_dick suck February 25, 2019

Kevining

When you commit a typographical error, but the error itself just happens to be another correctly-spelled word that _might_ actually work in the current context, which makes it far more confusing and hard to spot than if it were just a misspelled word.

Kevin: Hey look, my murder is on the TV!

Everyone Else (after a period of confusion): ..... did you maybe mean "mother"? .....

Kevin: whoops sorry

Everyone Else: Looks like Kevin is Kevining again...

by gtdishboy October 07, 2019

Kevin

A Kevin, especially a second generation Kevin, is such a sweet and handsome man that everyone wants to get to know. He never fails to make you laugh. Kevin is always there when you need him and knows exactly what to say at the right time. No matter how stubborn you may be, a Kevin knows how to bring you back down to Earth. He is very calm and levelheaded. A Kevin can talk to you for hours and the conversation never gets old. He is a very good listener, who makes you see things in ways you would never dream of seeing otherwise. Kevin can be quite the head turner, but he is always loyal. He deeply cares about trust and it can be extremely hard to earn it back once it is gone. A Kevin loves passionately and once he has fallen for someone special, he would do anything and everything in his power to keep her. He always knows how to make you feel like the most beautiful and special girl in the world. There is never a dull moment with a Kevin.

Wow, Lo sure is lucky to have a guy like Kevin as the love of her life.

by lolodavis98 January 06, 2016