Pubelix

Verb. The act of performing oral sex using a plastic Publix Grocery-store bag as a prophylactic or method of safe sex. Not to be confused with Hole Foods.

Jody gave the lass a Pubelix on the first date because he had doubts as to the freshness of her clam.

by Jody South September 5, 2025

publix

The only company that considers going from going "part time" to "full time" a promotion.

"Publix, they told me I would only be hired on as part time and I would have to earn full time employment." "I've worked at Publix for over 10 years and they don't think I'm "worthy" enough for full-time employment... what is full time anyways to them? A promotion?"

by urbansonic June 20, 2015

Pubelicity

When stars get media publicity when photos are published showing bare pubic area.

Britney Spears got some great pubelicity the other day when paparazzi took photos of her getting out of that limo in a short shirt with no underwear! Oddly enough, she was with Paris Hilton, who is notorious for getting lots of pubelicity.

by D. Dawson December 3, 2006

pubelic

This is the term for proudly lowering one’s pants to show-off a very bushy, unlandscaped patch of pubes in public.

Lily:
OMG Daniel— I just left the grocery, and everybody saw this guy at the end of aisle 2 grinning with his whole pubic area exposed!
Daniel:
Wow, I can’t believe he chose aisle 2 for a pubelic.

by Epididymitis July 28, 2021

Publix bitch

Any female who holds a management position at publix, indicating that the job inevitably turns any woman into a bitch.

Damn, Paula is such a Publix bitch that she makes me take the trash out every time I work. I wish that bitch would get fired.

by Fuckpublix February 23, 2011

Publix

A Supermarket. In reality, a place where lazy, greedy, and incompetent management work off the backs of brow-beaten, overworked, and underpaid associates who are just trying to get through college.

While you're out in the hot sun grabbing carts while trying not to be killed by pampered customers driving luxury cars, your many managers will be found in their air-conditioned back offices talking to other managers about their weekend at the country club, dreaming about how much money will be in their bi-annual/quarterly dividend checks, or pondering whether their six-figure income for this year will be larger than the last.

Fuck Publix.

by DangerouslyCheesy August 7, 2015

Publix

n. (PUH-blicks) An American grocery store chain focused on exemplary customer service and associate ownership. Originally founded in Florida by George Jenkins on the key concept that any act of kindness short of allowing oneself to be anally raped is a model of customer service and is the key to success. Similar to another Florida establishment, Disney World, the customers must always retain their pretentiousness and be falsely immersed in a "fantasy land" where everyone smiles and nobody has ever experienced pain in their lives. Failure to retain the "fantasy land" atmosphere results in immediate termination of the associate's employment, thereby disregarding the toil and effort placed into the company, and forcing said employee to begin anew with time and money wasted on a Ponzi-like stock plan. Publix is responsible for the coddling of the American public, as higher-than-standard expectations are maintained at all times, and the customers are always served beyond expectations. It is grounded in the cornerstone philosophy that the smile of one greedy, witless customer is worth more value than all of the lives of all the associates within the store.

John went to the local Publix to get a full refund on an empty rotisserie bag from two weeks ago because Publix policy states that they cannot refuse it. Now, James in the deli department will lose his job.

by atlantafantabanta April 7, 2016