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Pubelic Accounting 

Counting all of the pubes while you are taking a piss in a public urinal.
Ant: Dude, there had to be like 19 pubes ranging from 1-3 inches just chillin' in the urinal when I took my piss.

Mike: That's cute. I see you are studying up on your pubelic accounting.

Public Obsheenity 

Getting caught in public with drugs, booze, hookers, and porn stars.
Man, I miss Vegas. You could walk down the street doing whatever you want and never get charged with Public Obsheenity.

public-enema

also: 'public-enema #2' \ when citizens riot in the streets in order to purge unjust government regulations, or to expunge a corrupt administration .
Outcry over the phoney election results has led to the biggest public-enema yet seen in that country.

publictransportation 

a hella fucking rad account on Instagram that posts actually funny textposts.

also a bus
I was scrolling through my instagram feed at church and couldn't help but laugh when I saw what publictransportation posted. My pastor threw a bible at me.
publictransportation by Masiejo November 25, 2014

public defender 

A criminal defense lawyer appointed and paid to represent indigent persons charged with crimes. A public defender can either be a private attorney who accepts such cases and is compensated for each case, or a salaried attorney of a public defender agency. Also called "P.D."
"I don't have enough money to hire my own attorney. I am going to have to ask for a public defender."
public defender by Al Rossi February 18, 2007

Public Blow

When a blowjob is received in a public place or at a public event.
Chad and Kiersten were at the movies watching Sing until it got boring then she gave him a Public Blow!

Chad was shopping for power tools at Menards when he saw Kiersten in the garden supply's he approached her dropped his pant and received a Public Blow!

Chad was checking out smelly stuff at Bath & Body Works and ran into Jim they started talking sexy to each other and the next thing you know he was giving Jim a Public Blow!
Public Blow by SlopNChop December 30, 2016