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prosthetic asspointers 

Artificial limbs that attach to the shoulders of an armless person, that point with index fingers towards the anus while in a doggy-style position.
I can't wait to butt fuck my armless old lady tonight, I just bought her a new pair of prosthetic asspointers.

prostitosticles 

Usually, the prostitosticles are the underveloped mammary glands of the famed prostitot species.
However. it is also quite common to find the prostitosticles of a prostitot prematurely overdeveloped due to a freakish side effect of growth hormones in modern food.
1. Man 1: Holy crap, check out the tits on that chick!
Man 2: Dude, she's like 10....

Man 1: How do you know?
Man 2: She's coming out of an Elementary School....
Man 1: But she's wearing a mini skirt a low cut tank top.
Man 2: yeah, well they sell those in Libby Loo.
Man 1: aww dude, i think i just vomited in my mouth a little bit.
Man 2: Fucking Bratz dolls...
2.The prostitot was bearing her prostitosticles to the other children on the playground. these of course, looked nothing like her mothers breasticles, and were very similar to a a skinny mans' neck fat being pushed together.

Prosthetic

An extension of a limb, normally recieved through loss of a limb in an accident.
The man needed a prosthetic leg because his was blown off in the war.
Prosthetic by DefinitionsFortheSoul November 24, 2009

prosthetic penis

A dildo for men who have faulty "equipment"
Rudolph Giuliani must use a prosthetic penis, since he can't get it up. Funny how he needs to use a fake dick, when he happens to be a real dick!
prosthetic penis by Amaretto Kramer November 28, 2006

Prosthetic Stick 

A prosthetic penis made up of plastic paddle pop sticks (mainly yellow).
1. Damn....I'm so sick of getting yellow sticks for the prosthetic stick
2. It's prosthetic stick time