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Prostithetic

Jake's prostithetic arrived in the mail. He could hardly wait to inflate her so they could become better acquainted.
by IBToots February 8, 2013
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prosthetic asspointers

Artificial limbs that attach to the shoulders of an armless person, that point with index fingers towards the anus while in a doggy-style position.
I can't wait to butt fuck my armless old lady tonight, I just bought her a new pair of prosthetic asspointers.
by Brian Lehigh April 28, 2009
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prostitosticles

Usually, the prostitosticles are the underveloped mammary glands of the famed prostitot species.
However. it is also quite common to find the prostitosticles of a prostitot prematurely overdeveloped due to a freakish side effect of growth hormones in modern food.
1. Man 1: Holy crap, check out the tits on that chick!
Man 2: Dude, she's like 10....

Man 1: How do you know?
Man 2: She's coming out of an Elementary School....
Man 1: But she's wearing a mini skirt a low cut tank top.
Man 2: yeah, well they sell those in Libby Loo.
Man 1: aww dude, i think i just vomited in my mouth a little bit.
Man 2: Fucking Bratz dolls...
2.The prostitot was bearing her prostitosticles to the other children on the playground. these of course, looked nothing like her mothers breasticles, and were very similar to a a skinny mans' neck fat being pushed together.
by skidmarkpanda May 26, 2009
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Prosthetic

An extension of a limb, normally recieved through loss of a limb in an accident.
The man needed a prosthetic leg because his was blown off in the war.
by DefinitionsFortheSoul November 24, 2009
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prosthetic penis

A dildo for men who have faulty "equipment"
Rudolph Giuliani must use a prosthetic penis, since he can't get it up. Funny how he needs to use a fake dick, when he happens to be a real dick!
by Amaretto Kramer November 28, 2006
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Prosthetic Stick

A prosthetic penis made up of plastic paddle pop sticks (mainly yellow).
1. Damn....I'm so sick of getting yellow sticks for the prosthetic stick
2. It's prosthetic stick time
by Michael Nick Hammer May 6, 2009
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