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prosthetic asspointers 

Artificial limbs that attach to the shoulders of an armless person, that point with index fingers towards the anus while in a doggy-style position.
I can't wait to butt fuck my armless old lady tonight, I just bought her a new pair of prosthetic asspointers.

prosthetic penis

A dildo for men who have faulty "equipment"
Rudolph Giuliani must use a prosthetic penis, since he can't get it up. Funny how he needs to use a fake dick, when he happens to be a real dick!
prosthetic penis by Amaretto Kramer November 28, 2006

Prosthetic Stick 

A prosthetic penis made up of plastic paddle pop sticks (mainly yellow).
1. Damn....I'm so sick of getting yellow sticks for the prosthetic stick
2. It's prosthetic stick time

prosthetic award 

Winning an award without deserving it. Not to be confused with "prestigious award".
Well, it's just a prosthetic award because he's married to the CEO's daughter.
prosthetic award by Pinkie525 October 30, 2010

prosthetic cocks

This is commonly mistaken as a strap-on dildo when this is not the case. A prosthetic cock is for those disadvantaged beings, who either have a extremly small penis or none at all.
"Hey look at that extremely hung guy... Oh wait hang on its just on of those prosthetic cocks"