Prosthetic

An extension of a limb, normally recieved through loss of a limb in an accident.

The man needed a prosthetic leg because his was blown off in the war.

by DefinitionsFortheSoul November 24, 2009

prosthetic asspointers

Artificial limbs that attach to the shoulders of an armless person, that point with index fingers towards the anus while in a doggy-style position.

I can't wait to butt fuck my armless old lady tonight, I just bought her a new pair of prosthetic asspointers.

by Brian Lehigh April 28, 2009

prosthetic penis

An artificial penis.

Haha that loser has a prosthetic penis.

by Chrissssssssssssssssssssssss June 21, 2006

prosthetic penis

A dildo for men who have faulty "equipment"

Rudolph Giuliani must use a prosthetic penis, since he can't get it up. Funny how he needs to use a fake dick, when he happens to be a real dick!

by Amaretto Kramer November 28, 2006

Prosthetic Stick

A prosthetic penis made up of plastic paddle pop sticks (mainly yellow).

1. Damn....I'm so sick of getting yellow sticks for the prosthetic stick
2. It's prosthetic stick time

by Michael Nick Hammer May 7, 2009

happy electronic prosthetic

Happy Electronic Prosthetic (HEP) is a small computerized gadget like a cellphone, PDA, wristwatch etc. also known as a "Personal Electronic Thingy". frequently worn, or attached to womens faces while driving.

I used to carry a datebook and a bag phone... now that I have my Happy Electronic Prosthetic, I can keep track of my appointments, text message my GF and play tetris all through class!

by JonnyPhenomenon November 1, 2005

prosthetic cocks

This is commonly mistaken as a strap-on dildo when this is not the case. A prosthetic cock is for those disadvantaged beings, who either have a extremly small penis or none at all.

"Hey look at that extremely hung guy... Oh wait hang on its just on of those prosthetic cocks"

by surfturfperth April 10, 2014