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means “proof”
Son: “Hey, Mom, I was at Jace’s house last night.”
Mom: “Show me the prootle!!”
prootle by cookiesinthebrook June 11, 2021
To move leisurely, with or without purpose.
A: Where are you going?
B: I'm just pootling about
A: you strange person

A: I fancy a pootle. Who's with me?
B: Hurray! From now on, I shall pootle everywhere.
pootle by Flaze July 20, 2008

pootlegs 

when someone farts on a bus, train, subway etc and you have to inhale the fumes. the person that farts has pootlegs
Hey dude, you have pootlegs.
pootlegs by squirtmouth February 28, 2015
To roam or wander
I'll just pootle down to the shops
pootle by Sloppy Sue June 10, 2003

pootley pie 

On TMZ (episode aired December 27, 2013), Steven Tyler, lead singer of Aerosmith, names "pootley pie" as his favorite pie. It is explained that "pootley is used in terms of marijuana."
pootley pie by LuluAndalusia January 2, 2014
Someone who travels in a slow, leisurely and relaxed manner, most usually on a bicycle. From 'pootle'. pootle
'Clare is going for a pootle on her bicycle'
to 'Clare is a bit of a pootler on her bicycle'.
pootler by ashuk August 18, 2014
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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