Pronax

A Bulgarian Critical Ops Player. He’s a good player and also very toxic in ranked. You better don’t open your mouth once u see him! Rages a lot but is softish towards his friends.

“CANCER KEBAB!” - Pronax

by your horny egirl July 24, 2020

Pronad

Being a professional penis {a dick}

you are such a Pronad

by 58 gb July 28, 2011

pronanoid

Pronanoid; The paranoia parents have of their children watching porn, even if its a one minute sex scene in an hour long movie.

Son (watching movie)
Dad (comes by during a sex scene)
Dad; SON, WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING???
Son; Omg dad, stop being so pronanoid!

by pronanoidd February 11, 2009

Pronasticrate

To put of work or other duties (procrastinate) by masturbation or the thoughts and ideation thereof.

I would have finished my english paper earlier but with internet and lube at hand, to pronasticrate was inevitable.

by Peter5821 February 5, 2009

Pronablentian

The probable reality of something impossible happening

I had a pronablentian moment:
The sky exploded, and yet the cows still lived

by Inspire_squidward October 9, 2012

Prolaxturbation

The action of procrastination, relaxation, and masturbation- all of which are interchangeable terms in some circles.

I went home to do some prolaxturbation after a hard day at work.

by Boredatfootball November 4, 2010

pronasty

Something so good that it is of a professional level of excellence.

"Those rhymes last night were pronasty!"

by Bruce F. May 16, 2006