protaxtination
protaxtination by DJ Mixfit April 15, 2009
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protaxtination
Bill: What are you doing?
Bob: Watching Family Guy.
Bill: Stop protaxtinating! ima call the tax office and get yo ass fined.
Freddy: ... yeah thats like, protaxtination, man.
Bob: Watching Family Guy.
Bill: Stop protaxtinating! ima call the tax office and get yo ass fined.
Freddy: ... yeah thats like, protaxtination, man.
protaxtination by Bobby Bob Bob Fossil March 30, 2010
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procastination
procastination by procastinater December 23, 2011
procastination
Activity that consists in putting off important activities regadless of its importance due to lazyness or incompetence. The individual that procastinates usually just doesn't feel like getting the activity done and postpones it for a later date, always being able to find a perfect justification for doing so.
dude 1: hey dude, I really have to get this paper done today but what the heck!! I have enough time to do it tomorrow, it's a cakewalk... let's go look for some party!
dude 2: Dude, you are the master of procastination!!
dude 2: Dude, you are the master of procastination!!
procastination by Mariotol November 26, 2007
procatination
The act of putting something you have to do off because you are cuddling with a cat or a one is sitting on your lap and you don't want to disturb it.
procatination by nikolai2000 January 16, 2014
Protaxtinating
Kid, "Mom, I need to file the FAFSA by the 1st."
Mom, "Okay, okay, I'll stop protaxtinating and do it tomorrow."
Kid, "Moooom...."
Mom, "Fine, today. I'll do it today."
Mom, "Okay, okay, I'll stop protaxtinating and do it tomorrow."
Kid, "Moooom...."
Mom, "Fine, today. I'll do it today."
Protaxtinating by SejwickRogue February 27, 2009
Prosextination
Prosextination by koydsvoilsad June 1, 2013
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