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predrafter 

An individual that composes a text message or email and saves it as a draft in their Blackberry or other mobile device to send out at the optimal moment.
"Angela is such a predrafter, she is way to quick with the replies."
predrafter by tornadowatch February 3, 2010

procraftinate 

To distract oneself with a creative or crafty project while subconsciously processing an intensely nerdy challenge. Typically occurs late in the day (procrafternoon) or at night (procrafternevening).
I hit a wall working on that crazy-complex Excel model, so I decided to procraftinate by converting my Ikea Billy Bookcase into a nightstand.
procraftinate by FamWOW! March 7, 2017

Procraftinating 

Distracting oneself from a task (e.g. studying) by focusing all of one's efforts on searching for crafts or DIY projects for hours upon hours.
"I may fail my exam, because instead of studying, I spent all my time procraftinating. I found a great project that I can make with my old cupcake tins though!"
Procraftinating by RaechiePaechie December 6, 2014

Procraftinating 

The act of procrastination when instead of mindless activities, one uses the time to craft.
"I've been procraftinating all day long instead of studying for this test."
Procraftinating by CorCor23 February 5, 2012

Procraftination

The act of sybaritic faffing perfected and honed into a unique art form by one who seeks to avoid or postpone inescapable responsibilities
He was undoubtedly the kungfu master of Procraftination, often simultaneously mastering the art of podiatry masturbation and dental confabulation in avoidance of necessary undertakings such as reproductive copulation.
Procraftination by LeChat69 October 15, 2010

Procraftinator 

Someone who avoids a task by engaging in one or more crafts that they most likely will not complete.
"Although I have not wrote any of my domestic violence paper, I have began a screen play. Today I was a procraftinator"
Procraftinator by Procraftinator December 7, 2014
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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