Procraftination

The act of sybaritic faffing perfected and honed into a unique art form by one who seeks to avoid or postpone inescapable responsibilities

He was undoubtedly the kungfu master of Procraftination, often simultaneously mastering the art of podiatry masturbation and dental confabulation in avoidance of necessary undertakings such as reproductive copulation.

by LeChat69 October 15, 2010

Procraftination

to procraftinate is if you craft instead of doing your actual task. Common among ppl with ADHS or any avoiders with an artsy creative soul!

You, did you do your homework?

No dawg, Procraftination got me again and made this bong out of old beer cans instead!

Ah, I see. Nice bong though. Wanna hit it?

by Sarah Overknecht July 7, 2024

procrastination

Ill put up a definition later.

Ill put up an example later.

by Arm August 19, 2004

Procrastination

Time wasting with intent to avoid necessary action. Typically verbalised by those with access to success yet a predisposition towards failure i.e. work-shy students approaching coursework deadlines.

"Are you doing that coursework for tomorrow?"
"No, I decided to put a definition of procrastination on Urban Dictionary instead."

by Hayter December 1, 2009

procrastination

What you're probably doing right now

I meant to do my paper, but went procrastinating at urbandictionary instead

by PunkPenguin March 22, 2004

procrastination

A similar experience to masturbation, it feels good while you're doing it, but it sucks afterwards when you realize that you just fucked yourself.

by DJ jaydee August 16, 2003

Procrastination

Get back to work.

No, seriously. Get back to work. Now. You're procrastinating. I know it. You looked on the definition of 'Procrastination'. You must be doing it. Go. NOW.

by Lucio Soph August 30, 2010