The act of pooping to put off work.
The act of/or pretending to poop at work to use your phone.
The act of guys peeing sitting down to use there phone at work.
The act of/or pretending to poop at work to use your phone.
The act of guys peeing sitting down to use there phone at work.
Boss-John where have you been???
John-Sorry I was procrastapoopjng
Tom- How are you texting me at work
Jack- Dude it's all about that Procrastapooping
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John-Sorry I was procrastapoopjng
Tom- How are you texting me at work
Jack- Dude it's all about that Procrastapooping
Poop poopjngpoopjokesprocrastinationprocrastapoopingprocrastapoopwork
by Wisewordsofjessie June 15, 2015
When you actually try doing your homework for once or if your just regularly doing it, but you keep having to poop, and so nothing gets done.
Teacher: Where's your homework
Billy: I really tried to do it Mrs. P, but I just couldn't stop procrastapooping
Teacher: Excuses, excuses
Billy: I really tried to do it Mrs. P, but I just couldn't stop procrastapooping
Teacher: Excuses, excuses
by Urban yahtzee March 16, 2015