Promods
Promods by Ontarionoprep February 18, 2022
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promosm
often used on yt to promote videos; often found in spam comments, or ppl who want to help increase your social following
promosm by youtubeslangdudee May 11, 2022
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Pro-Mod • promosexual • promosm • promoded • Promodh • Promoduction • promois • promosapien • promosel • promoser
Promod
Any car that is faster than your current car. Promod is a common excuse owners of slower vehicles use to justify their cars inadequacies, compared to others.
Promod by TTmustanggappedu May 22, 2019
promoser
n.; portmanteau of "promoter poser"; one whose chief technique for attracting members of the opposite sex (or the same sex, for homosexuals) is to pretend to be nontrivially connected to the venue in which he/she is presently in; other popular pretends are owners, owners' relatives, managers, public relations, vice presidents, disc jokeys, and photographers; may be pronounced as either rhyming with "poser" or "loser"; c.p. promoter
John: ladies, I'm sorry to interrupt, but I just want to say how beautiful you are all looking and how honored we are to have you frequent our humble establishment
Allison: aw, you're so sweet. can I have your number so I can call you?
Arianna: don't bother, he's just a promoser, I saw him paying at the door
Owner: alright i dont want to see no fights tonight...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...no vomiting...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...no people sneaking into VIP, people not paying cover...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...no fat bitches, ugly bitches, bitches who have wrinkles on their faces...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...no hooking up on my dance floor, eating girls out on my bartop, bodily fluids on my couches...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...or drunk people pissing in my drinks. but LEAST OF ALL, I don't want to see no promosers up in my joint
Security: yes sir, if we find we shall exterminate
Allison: aw, you're so sweet. can I have your number so I can call you?
Arianna: don't bother, he's just a promoser, I saw him paying at the door
Owner: alright i dont want to see no fights tonight...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...no vomiting...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...no people sneaking into VIP, people not paying cover...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...no fat bitches, ugly bitches, bitches who have wrinkles on their faces...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...no hooking up on my dance floor, eating girls out on my bartop, bodily fluids on my couches...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...or drunk people pissing in my drinks. but LEAST OF ALL, I don't want to see no promosers up in my joint
Security: yes sir, if we find we shall exterminate
promoser by language_sentinel August 25, 2005
promosm
promosm by literal asshole August 5, 2022
Promoduction
Promoduction by streaminsight May 23, 2009
Promosm
Promosm is a word used to promote a whaling scam, disguised as the "marketing company" PromoSM; which attracts users from social media including youtube, instagram, and twitter. To get access to their account password, by allowing user registration to their website, hoping the login information is the same as the target social media account.
This video is so promosm.
Promosm by SoaringMoon November 20, 2022
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