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promoded 

Promotion to middle management through sleight, deception, pandering to skip level interests, and generally kissing ass. All at the expense of the company, coworkers, and especially on the backs of direct reports.

Most frequently associated with self serving, short sighted, fresh off the boat H1B visas from India with names like Promod, Pramod, Rashid, Hirushuhindubob, etc.
Ramesh just got PROMODED to senior manager; the asshole took credit for all of Ryan's work, then had the gall to give him a bad review!
promoded by CptQuirk December 20, 2017
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promoted to customer 

slang among retail workers for being fired.

Rapidly Promoted Executive 

An ending in the Henry Stickmin game: Infiltrating the Airship where you break into the airship and become the leader of the villanous Toppat Clan.
A: What's your favourite Infiltrating the Airship rank?
B:Rapidly Promoted Executive!
When you are playing any game and you are really sucking at first so you try way harder and start doing awesome. Basically the same thing as going Super Saiyan but for a normal person.
Spencer "Hey man, they are killing us out there. its 21 to 5"

Mason "Don't worry, I'm going Promode"
promode by hankhankins February 20, 2011

promoted content 

Another euphemism for "sponsored content" which itself is a euphemism for clickbait advertising for morons.
They're starting to label clickbait scams with "promoted contented" instead of "sponsored content". Whatevrer. You have to be a moron to click that shit.

Promotedge 

(n.) A word, used for a group of nonjudgmental, imaginative observers who are explorers of the advertising realm at heart. Often seen sporting navy blue. Maintain caution, as they tend to have stupendous comebacks.
Promotedge is the all-in-one branding and digital marketing solution for my business.
Promotedge by dekisugidoesthiswork November 23, 2021
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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