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promoded 

Promotion to middle management through sleight, deception, pandering to skip level interests, and generally kissing ass. All at the expense of the company, coworkers, and especially on the backs of direct reports.

Most frequently associated with self serving, short sighted, fresh off the boat H1B visas from India with names like Promod, Pramod, Rashid, Hirushuhindubob, etc.
Ramesh just got PROMODED to senior manager; the asshole took credit for all of Ryan's work, then had the gall to give him a bad review!
promoded by CptQuirk December 20, 2017
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promoted to customer 

slang among retail workers for being fired.

Rapidly Promoted Executive 

An ending in the Henry Stickmin game: Infiltrating the Airship where you break into the airship and become the leader of the villanous Toppat Clan.
A: What's your favourite Infiltrating the Airship rank?
B:Rapidly Promoted Executive!
When you are playing any game and you are really sucking at first so you try way harder and start doing awesome. Basically the same thing as going Super Saiyan but for a normal person.
Spencer "Hey man, they are killing us out there. its 21 to 5"

Mason "Don't worry, I'm going Promode"
promode by hankhankins February 20, 2011

promoted content 

Another euphemism for "sponsored content" which itself is a euphemism for clickbait advertising for morons.
They're starting to label clickbait scams with "promoted contented" instead of "sponsored content". Whatevrer. You have to be a moron to click that shit.

Promotedge 

(n.) A word, used for a group of nonjudgmental, imaginative observers who are explorers of the advertising realm at heart. Often seen sporting navy blue. Maintain caution, as they tend to have stupendous comebacks.
Promotedge is the all-in-one branding and digital marketing solution for my business.
Promotedge by dekisugidoesthiswork November 23, 2021
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Me: Poggers!
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