promoser

n.; portmanteau of "promoter poser"; one whose chief technique for attracting members of the opposite sex (or the same sex, for homosexuals) is to pretend to be nontrivially connected to the venue in which he/she is presently in; other popular pretends are owners, owners' relatives, managers, public relations, vice presidents, disc jokeys, and photographers; may be pronounced as either rhyming with "poser" or "loser"; c.p. promoter

John: ladies, I'm sorry to interrupt, but I just want to say how beautiful you are all looking and how honored we are to have you frequent our humble establishment
Allison: aw, you're so sweet. can I have your number so I can call you?
Arianna: don't bother, he's just a promoser, I saw him paying at the door

Owner: alright i dont want to see no fights tonight...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...no vomiting...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...no people sneaking into VIP, people not paying cover...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...no fat bitches, ugly bitches, bitches who have wrinkles on their faces...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...no hooking up on my dance floor, eating girls out on my bartop, bodily fluids on my couches...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...or drunk people pissing in my drinks. but LEAST OF ALL, I don't want to see no promosers up in my joint
Security: yes sir, if we find we shall exterminate

by language_sentinel August 25, 2005

promosexual

A term used to describe people, usually celebrities who publicly identify with a currently trendy or rare sexuality or sexual orientation purely to win attention and admiration.

Britney Spears is such a promosexual.

by Niels Buus November 14, 2004

promoter

n.; one employed by a nightlife venue, e.g. a bar, lounge, or club, whose purpose is to increase the hype of the venues (for nascent venues) and maximize the clientele (for more established venues) - that is, attract a wealthy, good-looking, and extroverted crowd - by distributing complimentary passes and contact information at places where such clientele may be found, such as outside a competing venue during closing; the promoter usually gets paid in proportion to the revenue earned during the night he/she was promoting, generally not as lucrative as a bartender, but better than a bouncer; over 80% of promoters are male

John: hey ladies, you all looking beautiful
Sarah: oh please!
Diane: you're just saying that cuz you're a promoter
John: while that may be true, come to my club and i'll take care of you

Kristen: let's go to club XtaC tonite, i know the head promoter there, he can get us in for free
Charlene: you are such a ho

Tyrone: damn bro, the life of a promoter is great, i get to spit game to all these hot bitches and invite them into VIP
Deepak: yeah? well the life of a bartender is better, i get to spit game to all these hot bitches AND get tipped
Security: ok kids, get out of the way, the owner coming thru

Kevin: ladies, come to the after-party
Ryan: wutup promoter, can I roll thru your after-party?
Kevin: sorry dude, no hard feelings - but I'm trying to get laid

by language_sentinel August 24, 2005

Promosexual

A person who promotes their own, or their own view, on gender or sexual orientation for the purpose of political or social favor and gain. The promotion is based solely on anecdotal evidence for the purpose of labeling anyone who disagrees with their view a racist, bigot, hater, homophobe, misogynist, extremist, obstructionist, or rapist.

A group of promosexuals held a rally on male privilege at the capitol in order to blame all men for feeling unsafe on campus due to the rape culture caused by the President's hate for women.

by GarbonzoKT July 26, 2018

fag promoter

In colloquial terms, a fag promoter is a step up from a fag hag. Fag promoters are broads who enable homosexual men to successfully become queens. They will stop at no lengths to promote; there is no stopping a promoter of fags.

That homo use to like football but the fag promoter has him watching Lifetime movies:

by Azzzzzzz January 12, 2009

pussy promoter

a word used to stereotype girls who talk about their pussy too much, making it seem like they are promoting it to the world

or simply, a hoe

girl: omg, my pussy is like, the tightest!

boy: stfu, stop bein a pussy promoter.

by -michell♥ July 5, 2010

Promosexual

Straight people who are obsessed with promoting all things gay. People who don't have legitimate reason to promote queer interests, but put queer interests above everything else.

Frequently adolescent or young adult females who try to portray their favorite fictional characters as queer.

Only promosexuals think that Naruto and Sasuke are gay for each other.

by kickbocksir December 27, 2020