promosel

Of or pertaining to Ashley Green.

"Yeah, I hung out with Ashley Green. It was fuckin' promosel."

by Nathaniel Kalback March 9, 2005

promoser

n.; portmanteau of "promoter poser"; one whose chief technique for attracting members of the opposite sex (or the same sex, for homosexuals) is to pretend to be nontrivially connected to the venue in which he/she is presently in; other popular pretends are owners, owners' relatives, managers, public relations, vice presidents, disc jokeys, and photographers; may be pronounced as either rhyming with "poser" or "loser"; c.p. promoter

John: ladies, I'm sorry to interrupt, but I just want to say how beautiful you are all looking and how honored we are to have you frequent our humble establishment
Allison: aw, you're so sweet. can I have your number so I can call you?
Arianna: don't bother, he's just a promoser, I saw him paying at the door

Owner: alright i dont want to see no fights tonight...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...no vomiting...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...no people sneaking into VIP, people not paying cover...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...no fat bitches, ugly bitches, bitches who have wrinkles on their faces...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...no hooking up on my dance floor, eating girls out on my bartop, bodily fluids on my couches...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...or drunk people pissing in my drinks. but LEAST OF ALL, I don't want to see no promosers up in my joint
Security: yes sir, if we find we shall exterminate

by language_sentinel August 25, 2005

promosexual

A term used to describe people, usually celebrities who publicly identify with a currently trendy or rare sexuality or sexual orientation purely to win attention and admiration.

Britney Spears is such a promosexual.

by Niels Buus November 14, 2004

Promosexual

A person who promotes their own, or their own view, on gender or sexual orientation for the purpose of political or social favor and gain. The promotion is based solely on anecdotal evidence for the purpose of labeling anyone who disagrees with their view a racist, bigot, hater, homophobe, misogynist, extremist, obstructionist, or rapist.

A group of promosexuals held a rally on male privilege at the capitol in order to blame all men for feeling unsafe on campus due to the rape culture caused by the President's hate for women.

by GarbonzoKT July 26, 2018

Promosexual

Straight people who are obsessed with promoting all things gay. People who don't have legitimate reason to promote queer interests, but put queer interests above everything else.

Frequently adolescent or young adult females who try to portray their favorite fictional characters as queer.

Only promosexuals think that Naruto and Sasuke are gay for each other.

by kickbocksir December 27, 2020

promiseland of ashtrays

when your fresh out of ciggarettes, screaming at the world, and you happen to stumble across a full ashtray glistening with beautiful butts just waiting for you to light them and take the remaining three hits.

"THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE FUCKING PROMISELAND OF ASHTRAYS!"

by dextromethorphan moments December 2, 2009

Promosexual

A title, for male or female, pertaining to excitement and/or stimulation caused by or correlated to promotional marketing, collateral, consumerism, etc. Also refes to sexual acts for want and need of material goods.

"Oh my god, Lindsey is such a Promosexual, the only reason she gave the bouncer a bl*wj*b was so she could get into the VIP room."

"Wow, you really get off on collecting airline miles don't you? You are such a promosexual."

by Achilles515 November 1, 2007