Privacation 

noun: privacation, privacationer; plural noun: privacations, privacationers; intransitive verb: privacationed, privacationing

An extended period of leisure and recreation, taken without family or other needy sorts becoming aware that you are enjoying personal time. Only previously vetted, trusted friends are allowed to know about privacation plans. Spreading this information is in violation of a sacred trust and will invariably result in noncommunication of future secrets.

A portmanteau of private + vacation.

Coined within a group of vetted, trusted friends on January 6, 2023

"I'm taking a privacation at home to recharge my body and soul; whatever you do, don't tell my parents!"

Privacation by Brassbright January 6, 2023

provocation 

being annoyed until you do something stupid to the stupid person thats annoying you.

ahhh, its total provocation being in the cubcle next to his

provocation by ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhomgomgomgomg March 5, 2009

prevacationitis

a feeling in which you can not concentrate on anything because your mind is on your up and coming vacation.

omg, there's only 15 more days until italy! have you gotten prevacationitis yet?

prevacationitis by dee2013 May 9, 2011

Privation 

It’s good because I takes the slaves work harder.

Hym “Privation is good so let’s print 2 trillion dollars and tank the economy. Dr. Jeepjorp won’t be effected. Unless someone takes it into their own hands... Nah.. that’ll never happen.”

Privation by Hym Iam September 27, 2022

Provocation

Provoking someone is not inherently illegal, but it becomes a crime if the provocation crosses the line into specific unlawful actions like harassment, stalking, or uttering "fighting words". If you provoke someone to the point of violence, you may forfeit your right to claim self-defense, though it can sometimes serve as a mitigating factor to reduce their criminal charges.

Hym "And just like that I'm completely absolved! Provocation! Excellent job YouTube law girl! I will overlook the panhandling."

Provocation by Hym Iam June 13, 2026

Pervacation

The state of mind where you treat your everyday life like you're on holiday, or a lifestyle where travel and work are completely indistinguishable or a vacation taken with the strict intention of completely shutting out the world, unplugging every device, and achieving absolute, uninterrupted isolation. A thorough, aggressive break.

Ever since she started working remotely from the beach, her life has been a state of total pervacation

Pervacation by offbrandjee July 13, 2026

Optimal privation 

Why the privation? Do you want to know? They NEED you... To NEED Jesus and their reality monster.

Hym "So... If you DON'T ACTUALLY NEED THEIR REALITY MONSTER... Well... That's nothing a little OPTIMAL PRIVATION WON'T FIX! Then you'll have nowhere else to turn. And if you DON'T? Well, the creature will sort you out after you're dead. So, they need to manufacture it with inaction. People can be quoted saying 'Well, so-and-so could fix world hunger over night' BUT that would get rid of all the privation. No need for Jesus anymore. The church would have no one to feed to justify all of the money they are given. The poor are perpetual money farms so long as you create a perpetual state of privation. Because people are always willing to donate to charity or church. They aren't even expected to spend all of the money ON THE ACTUAL THING FOR WHICH THEY ARE BEING GIVEN THE MONEY. The don't have to show their receipts."

Optimal privation by Hym Iam August 14, 2023