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Privacation 

noun: privacation, privacationer; plural noun: privacations, privacationers; intransitive verb: privacationed, privacationing

An extended period of leisure and recreation, taken without family or other needy sorts becoming aware that you are enjoying personal time. Only previously vetted, trusted friends are allowed to know about privacation plans. Spreading this information is in violation of a sacred trust and will invariably result in noncommunication of future secrets.

A portmanteau of private + vacation.

Coined within a group of vetted, trusted friends on January 6, 2023
"I'm taking a privacation at home to recharge my body and soul; whatever you do, don't tell my parents!"
Privacation by Brassbright January 6, 2023
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provocation 

being annoyed until you do something stupid to the stupid person thats annoying you.
ahhh, its total provocation being in the cubcle next to his

prevacationitis

a feeling in which you can not concentrate on anything because your mind is on your up and coming vacation.
omg, there's only 15 more days until italy! have you gotten prevacationitis yet?
prevacationitis by dee2013 May 9, 2011

Privation 

It’s good because I takes the slaves work harder.
Hym “Privation is good so let’s print 2 trillion dollars and tank the economy. Dr. Jeepjorp won’t be effected. Unless someone takes it into their own hands... Nah.. that’ll never happen.”
Privation by Hym Iam September 27, 2022

Optimal privation 

Why the privation? Do you want to know? They NEED you... To NEED Jesus and their reality monster.
Hym "So... If you DON'T ACTUALLY NEED THEIR REALITY MONSTER... Well... That's nothing a little OPTIMAL PRIVATION WON'T FIX! Then you'll have nowhere else to turn. And if you DON'T? Well, the creature will sort you out after you're dead. So, they need to manufacture it with inaction. People can be quoted saying 'Well, so-and-so could fix world hunger over night' BUT that would get rid of all the privation. No need for Jesus anymore. The church would have no one to feed to justify all of the money they are given. The poor are perpetual money farms so long as you create a perpetual state of privation. Because people are always willing to donate to charity or church. They aren't even expected to spend all of the money ON THE ACTUAL THING FOR WHICH THEY ARE BEING GIVEN THE MONEY. The don't have to show their receipts."
Optimal privation by Hym Iam August 14, 2023

State-Sanctioned Provocation

A covert or overt psychological tactic in which government agencies, law enforcement, or affiliated actors deliberately provoke a targeted individual into reacting—often in anger, fear, or self-defense—with the intent of discrediting, arresting, institutionalizing, or silencing them. This manipulation is executed through harassment, intimidation, and staged confrontations, all under the protection of state authority.

Often used against whistleblowers, activists, or individuals involved in litigation against the government, state-sanctioned provocation relies on surveillance infrastructure, informants, and coordinated setups to generate false narratives of instability or aggression. (noun)
After filing a federal lawsuit against the Oakland Police Department, Juana experienced state-sanctioned provocation when 50–100 bikers swarmed a major intersection near her home, attempting to block her vehicle and bait her into reacting—with police stationed just 50 yards away.

The day before her criminal case was dismissed, a man—believed to be connected to a corrupt officer—stood outside her home and covered her kitchen window to provoke a confrontation. She remained silent, filmed the act, and refused to give them the reaction they were fishing for. Classic state-sanctioned provocation.

On her way to court, a man in an elevator used a gang stalking app to signal her presence, then pretended not to know what it was. Another time, a motorbiker followed her, smashed her side mirror, and fled—while police refused to take the report, despite video evidence. All signs of state-sanctioned provocation designed to derail her legal case.

State-Sanctioned Provocation

A covert or overt psychological tactic in which government agencies, law enforcement, or affiliated actors deliberately provoke a targeted individual into reacting—often in anger, fear, or self-defense—with the intent of discrediting, arresting, institutionalizing, or silencing them. This manipulation is executed through harassment, intimidation, and staged confrontations, all under the protection of state authority.

Often used against whistleblowers, activists, or individuals involved in litigation against the government, state-sanctioned provocation relies on surveillance infrastructure, informants, and coordinated setups to generate false narratives of instability or aggression. (noun)
After filing a federal lawsuit against the Oakland Police Department, Juana experienced state-sanctioned provocation when 50–100 bikers swarmed a major intersection near her home, attempting to block her vehicle and bait her into reacting—with police stationed just 50 yards away.

The day before her criminal case was dismissed, a man—believed to be connected to a corrupt officer—stood outside her home and covered her kitchen window to provoke a confrontation. She remained silent, filmed the act, and refused to give them the reaction they were fishing for. Classic state-sanctioned provocation.

On her way to court, a man in an elevator used a gang stalking app to signal her presence, then pretended not to know what it was. Another time, a motorbiker followed her, smashed her side mirror, and fled—while police refused to take the report, despite video evidence. All signs of state-sanctioned provocation designed to derail her legal case.