Presto!

A word when said out loud makes cats run to your presence awaiting food.

"Hey, Presto!" - Human.
OHH YEAH, where's the food? - Cat.

Presto! by Blackvertigo December 26, 2020

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presto

poker slang for pockets 5s whenever you win with pocket 5s tradition has it that you say presto

PRESTO! I win. HAHAHAHAHAHA

presto by valoem December 10, 2004

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Presto

Girls usually fall in love with his looks because he is Hot and he craves girls bootys and he likes Jenna and he has blonde hair and he is very popular

OMFG look at presto he’s so hot

Presto by Huffine September 26, 2019

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Presto

What you gotta say after you finnesse the fuck out of someone

Marquis: Damn b you had my ass in basketball
Deangelo: I had to drop 30 points on yo ass. Presto!

Presto by Chucklemaster36 December 4, 2016

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Presto

An album by Rush that contains (IMHO) the most esoteric and best lyrics of Neil Peart. Most definitely a golden age for his lyrics.

Anagram is a great song on Presto.

Presto by Mongo February 27, 2004

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presto

When someone tells you to give something to someone and you pull out the object from your pocket. According to "The Joker."

Putting a dream pill in Commedor Shmidlap's drink.

presto by J.Wild March 17, 2003

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Presto

When he or she passes gas. Instead of saying they farted you say "presto".

The girl just did a presto after eating to many beans!

Presto by Lola T M February 11, 2018

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We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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