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Premface 

An English Premier League fan who knows absolutely nothing about any football outside of Great Britain. A 'premface' will often repeat stereotypes such as “Italy is a corrupt retirement home that plays catenaccio”, Germans are “efficient” and must “never be written off”, Argies are “cheats” and foreigners “are all divers”. To indulge in 'premfacery' would be to label the Three Lions as “favourites” before every World Cup, and then declare your astonishment at how they could be hammered 4-1 by a country from whom “only one player would make the England team”. Most importantly, a 'premface' repeats at least 80 times a day that the EPL is the “best league in the world” and that any player – Pele and Maradona included – is “unproven unless he has played in England”.
Man, Adrian Chiles is such a premface

ITV's pundit team is just full of premfaces
Premface by Garganese August 21, 2013
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PramFace 

The word used to describe the face of a bitter teenage chav pushing a pram on her own to the Post Office to pick up her Giro.
Bloody hell, I just walked past Lidl's in Swansea - You should have seen how many PramFaces are outside rolling joins and swapping their babies.
PramFace by Jucks April 13, 2012
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pramface 

A word used to describe young women who err, push prams. Often labelled as chavs for having children so young; as it has suddenly become acceptable for the middle classes to openly mock the working classes.
Look Winston, a women pushing her own child around and not using a Nanny; she's a right Pramface.
pramface by Adz657 January 9, 2009

pramface 

A woman who looks so young she ought to be pushing a pram around a council estate in the shittiest part of town.
What nice tatoos, pramface. Did you do them yourself?
pramface by Clarkers January 2, 2004
The process of screening someone who requests to add you as a friend on Facebook. Determining if they are "facebook worthy"
Some guy I really don't know keeps wanting to add me as a friend on Facebook. I did some preface work and found out he is a jerk. Saved me from defacing him later.
preface by sanantoniotom January 5, 2009
The act of creating a face prior to somethings happening, or just after something happened.
Cindy prefaced after she saw the size of Mikes dick.
Preface by yossi beniyoun July 30, 2009

preface  

The preface was found to be quite mundane.
preface by Hercolena Oliver January 13, 2009