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Channel 3. AKA Channel Chav
"Let's watch ITV."
by raelone April 10, 2005
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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1) The main rival to the BBC.
2) The Spanish inland revenue.
1) Let's see. We've got drama, adverts, drama, movie, adverts, news, drama, adverts, end of movie, hippies, news, drama, news and lastly drama.

2) ayayaye! La policia y el iTv! Shit!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004
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A biased and ridiculous media outlet serving the interests of their own company rather than their readers.
You heard of ITV mate?
Yeah man, they're shit.
by HousesTheatresCathedrals August 08, 2014
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An abbreviation of "in that video".

Similar to ITT (in this thread).
Person 1: itv, Miley Cyrus looked like A hooker.

Person 2: Oh my god, I know!
by Jmixmaster August 04, 2011
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