PramFace

The word used to describe the face of a bitter teenage chav pushing a pram on her own to the Post Office to pick up her Giro.

Bloody hell, I just walked past Lidl's in Swansea - You should have seen how many PramFaces are outside rolling joins and swapping their babies.

by Jucks April 13, 2012

pramface

A word used to describe young women who err, push prams. Often labelled as chavs for having children so young; as it has suddenly become acceptable for the middle classes to openly mock the working classes.

Look Winston, a women pushing her own child around and not using a Nanny; she's a right Pramface.

by Adz657 January 9, 2009

pramface

A woman who looks so young she ought to be pushing a pram around a council estate in the shittiest part of town.

What nice tatoos, pramface. Did you do them yourself?

by Clarkers January 2, 2004

Premface

An English Premier League fan who knows absolutely nothing about any football outside of Great Britain. A 'premface' will often repeat stereotypes such as “Italy is a corrupt retirement home that plays catenaccio”, Germans are “efficient” and must “never be written off”, Argies are “cheats” and foreigners “are all divers”. To indulge in 'premfacery' would be to label the Three Lions as “favourites” before every World Cup, and then declare your astonishment at how they could be hammered 4-1 by a country from whom “only one player would make the England team”. Most importantly, a 'premface' repeats at least 80 times a day that the EPL is the “best league in the world” and that any player – Pele and Maradona included – is “unproven unless he has played in England”.

Man, Adrian Chiles is such a premface

ITV's pundit team is just full of premfaces

by Garganese August 21, 2013

pram face

girl who is a little rough around the edges and wouldn't look at all out of place at 14 years of age pushing a newborn through a council estate.

"jaysus look at that pram-face in the patent white platforms with the umbro tracky"

by shazza October 5, 2003

Pram face

A young mum who barely looks old enough to have had a baby. Often seen around housing estates with other pram faces.

she doesn't look old enough to be pushing that baby, she's a real pram face!

by bratSoldier September 14, 2010

Pram face

n. A socialite who is so ugly they look more suited to pushing a pram around in a public housing estate

Calista Flockhart is a total pram face

by faggotor January 24, 2003