Preglos

A 0-16-year-old girl who is pregnant with my cousin Carlos.

Mylli María Isabella De La Martina is Preglos

by flabbysurfer December 4, 2017

pregosaurus

A female of small build, like a bird, but large belly due to infiltration of male seed. Often walks with a waddle late in her term. Easily agitated with the ability to acquire a wide spectrum of moods in a short period of time.

The only creature more dangerous than the T-REX was the pregosaurus.

by okcmatt April 17, 2011

Preggosaurus Rex

A pregnant woman who believes the world revolves around her and the spawn baking in her uterus. These women most likely had large and elaborate weddings with several rules and regulations for the groom, wedding attendants, and the guests (also see Bridezilla or beebee). Attention must be on her at all times. Caution, tantrums will ensue and Armageddon will occur if she does not get what she wants. Women can become one with no warning at any time from conception to birth.

Barbara: You know, Alexis is really becoming a Preggosaurus Rex.

Cindy: Really? Why?

Barbara: Because, that biatch put the Orbit travel system, baby Bellini custom made furniture, and Abercrombi and Fitch Kids on her baby registry. AND she also is throwing her own shower because her sister is fed up and expects us to pay $56 per person at the St. Regis Hotel for the party!

Cindy: Say wwwwuuuuuttt?! I was just going to get her a 3-pack of bibs from Target.

by Principal_Dannie January 13, 2010

pregnosaur

A derogatory word for a pregnant woman.

Made famous by Al Bundy in Married With Children in Season 6 Episode 5.

Al Bundy "This is the thing that can happen if you let pregnosaurs rule the earth."

by Rasta Clat January 13, 2010

preglow

The joy evident on someone's face when s/he knows s/he is going to get some.

She must have said okay to Jermaine, check out the preglow.

by Middi February 10, 2008

Pregnosis

1. The act of purchasing a home pregnancy kit in the hopes of trapping her baby's daddy into forking over his well-fair check
2. The act of finding out, by any means, if one is pregnant
3. The technical term used for the out come of a pregnency test.

Ex. Yo Bitch your Pregnosis best be negitive. We already have 6 kids

by Nyneduce April 27, 2006

Preglomania

A psychological disorder that develops during pregnancy. It is characterised by bouts of extreme narcissism, arrogance, and unfounded self-entitlement.

1. "It's a classic case of preglomania... Now that she finally has tits she thinks she can do whatever she wants."

2. "Now that I'm pregnant I can blame my bitchy attitude on preglomania."

by SimpsonVonTouchingWanghardyeah July 24, 2011