Powerfart 

To push a fart out with more force than is necessary, to tear ones sphincter, almost rosebudding afterwards...

Dean - "Dude i totally just cranked a stonker, checkit!!"
Dan - "Shivers mate i think u just split ur ass!!!"
Dean - "Yeah powerfart to the max"

Powerfart by Defcon58 December 15, 2008

Powerbating 

The act of masturbating at high speeds to achieve climax in as little time as possible. Best used when you are unsure of how long you will be alone. Sound effects are encouraged but not necessary.

"She was only going to be gone for a minute so I powerbated and finished in 18 seconds. New personal best."

"So I made drill noises while powerbating. I felt like I was on a pit crew."

Powerbating by Errahtik October 16, 2009

Power Fart 

Purposely farting and claiming that fart to those around you to show dominance

Claire looked me in the eye and power farted, the kitchen is hers now.

Power Fart by Quesojedi July 14, 2018

powerfarting 

Flatulence that emerges with such a powerful velocity and ear-shattering roar that people nearby have been literally startled to death.

I had a cousin who was a powerfarting champion who once, at Thanksgiving, powerfarted at the dinner table and some folks dropped involuntarily down into the fetal position, thinking it was nuclear war!

powerfarting by Dr Bunnygirl November 28, 2019

powertard

A foolish or incompetent person. Originally found on the back of a bus in Japan "Powertard Braking System"
It ironically sounds like a cross between power and retard and hence powertard was born

"Dont be such a powertard all your life"
"Hey powertard, what time are we leaving?"

powertard by Kraken November 11, 2008

Powerbate 

The act of masturbating furiosly in attempt to gain fast orgasming action

"and so Wilitus Powerbate till the end of the world"

Powerbate by Wilitus March 3, 2005

powerfag

v. - To smoke a cigarette extremely fast, for fear of being caught by parents, teachers, siblings, or any other authorative figure.

I think I might have to powerfag this one. My dad was supposed to be home ten minutes ago.

powerfag by El Gordo October 19, 2004