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Powerbating 

The act of masturbating at high speeds to achieve climax in as little time as possible. Best used when you are unsure of how long you will be alone. Sound effects are encouraged but not necessary.
"She was only going to be gone for a minute so I powerbated and finished in 18 seconds. New personal best."

"So I made drill noises while powerbating. I felt like I was on a pit crew."
Powerbating by Errahtik October 16, 2009

Power Fart 

Purposely farting and claiming that fart to those around you to show dominance
Claire looked me in the eye and power farted, the kitchen is hers now.
Power Fart by Quesojedi July 14, 2018

powerfarting 

Flatulence that emerges with such a powerful velocity and ear-shattering roar that people nearby have been literally startled to death.
I had a cousin who was a powerfarting champion who once, at Thanksgiving, powerfarted at the dinner table and some folks dropped involuntarily down into the fetal position, thinking it was nuclear war!
powerfarting by Dr Bunnygirl November 28, 2019
A foolish or incompetent person. Originally found on the back of a bus in Japan "Powertard Braking System"
It ironically sounds like a cross between power and retard and hence powertard was born
"Dont be such a powertard all your life"
"Hey powertard, what time are we leaving?"
powertard by Kraken November 11, 2008

Powerbate 

The act of masturbating furiosly in attempt to gain fast orgasming action
"and so Wilitus Powerbate till the end of the world"
Powerbate by Wilitus March 3, 2005
v. - To smoke a cigarette extremely fast, for fear of being caught by parents, teachers, siblings, or any other authorative figure.
I think I might have to powerfag this one. My dad was supposed to be home ten minutes ago.
powerfag by El Gordo October 19, 2004
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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