The act of ferociously masturbating to P90x and/or shake weight infomercials. Active participants are usually, but not always, sociopaths that drive G35s – they also generally have no issue flexing in the mirror during intense post-powerbating coitus, a la Patrick Bateman in “American Psycho.” Using one’s junk to actually lift reasonably sized weights is also an option for accomplished powerbaters, but is not recommended unless you’ve completed the 9-week Jedi powerbating training course.

Jim, I’m totally down to meet up at the volleyball game, I just need to send the wife out on an errand so I can powerbate real quick. After all, it is bikini season.

Powerbate by powerbater September 21, 2010

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Powerbate

To masturbate furiously.

"Damn that girl gave me a major hard on, now I have to go home and powerbate."

Powerbate by CarbonCopy May 13, 2005

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Powerbike

Powebikes are are being defined as very powerful Ebikes, with big motors and big batteries, designed specifically for mountainous terrain. They began to be defined in 2020 by a company called TORX.

Powerbikes are being defined as half dirt bike and half Ebike, but still have pedals.

Powerbike by Shvinx#1 March 10, 2021

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popperbate

to goon out on poppers while in an intense jack off session

dude i got some good popperbate time in yesteday and shot a huge load.

popperbate by popperbator January 21, 2009

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Powerbaldmars

The Powerbaldmars, occasionally shortened to "PBM"

are a group of three wonderful girls

named Blossmar, Bubbmar and Buttmar.

This awesome trio are the best of friends

and they love to fight crime and the forces of evil !

Person: Aren't the Powerbaldmars just amazing?

Person 2: Definitely,

You'd think Mojo Jojo would've learned by now !

Person 3: Never mess with a Powerbaldmar.

Powerbaldmars by Buttmar. June 24, 2009

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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