Powerbating 

The act of masturbating at high speeds to achieve climax in as little time as possible. Best used when you are unsure of how long you will be alone. Sound effects are encouraged but not necessary.

"She was only going to be gone for a minute so I powerbated and finished in 18 seconds. New personal best."

"So I made drill noises while powerbating. I felt like I was on a pit crew."

Powerbating by Errahtik October 16, 2009

powerfarting 

Flatulence that emerges with such a powerful velocity and ear-shattering roar that people nearby have been literally startled to death.

I had a cousin who was a powerfarting champion who once, at Thanksgiving, powerfarted at the dinner table and some folks dropped involuntarily down into the fetal position, thinking it was nuclear war!

powerfarting by Dr Bunnygirl November 28, 2019

Phonerbating 

The act of excessively using your phone in any social situation.

The party was raging, but Adam wouldn't have known because he was too busy phonerbating.

Phonerbating by crankzone69 October 22, 2011

puberbating 

the act of going through puberty

"god that kid's voice is so high"
"its because he hasn't started puberbating yet"

puberbating by faithjillhallie April 29, 2008

pamerbating

(Verb)

Masturbating with Pam cooking spray as lubricant.

Can't go with u tonight ill be pamerbating.

pamerbating by popvegasallstar March 14, 2010

powerboxing 

when you shut off the main power to someones house from the fuse box on the side of their house. normally you do this to a person you dont like

dude lets go powerboxing that really annoying girl who wishes she was black

powerboxing by Jason Kyle February 2, 2007

Ponderbating 

The act of deep-thinking, usually about the universe or life itself, that results in a great and climactic conclusion about the nature of our existence.

Can also be used lightly, to describe a mental fixation with something.

You know, I've been ponderbating all day, and I came to the conclusion that we are all of one great consciousness.

The intellectual environment of this Starbucks makes me want to ponderbate while i sip at my green tea latte.

I've been ponderbating about that vacation since May!

Ponderbating by ponderbating.tumblr December 30, 2011