11 definitions by El Gordo

babsab

Babsab is an anacronym for buy a bag smoke a bag. Used by stoners. Example: "dude, this friday, babsab at my place. Bring cheetohs."

Dude, babsab this friday at my place. Bring cheetohs."

by El Gordo December 24, 2012

defrag

verb
1. To half-smoke a weak 100mm cigarette, in order to let the other half relax and collect flavour. Stems from half-smoking a fag, expecting your hard-drive to defragment faster, then putting it out to smoke it the rest when you come back.

2. To relax, chill, mellow out.

1. I'm defragging that Du Maurier. Don't touch it.

2. Ah, sit down and defrag. You look awful.

by El Gordo December 8, 2004

eruption

What happens when you mix two-hand tapping and early shredding at 120+ bpm and throw it on a Charvel Strat ripped apart and put back together. The very beginnings of modern guitar virtuosity, and the basis upon which every shred solo written was built. The pinnacle of precise skill, speed and progression.

Also, a very kickass Van Halen song.

I just played Eruption up to speed, and now I can't peel this orange.

by El Gordo October 21, 2004

cigarette

Tobacco rolled tightly in paper, more often than not with a filter in the back end. Yes, they're harmful and expensive, but who wants to be rolling in a few extra hundred dollars when they're 85, anyway? My favourites are Du Maurier Special Mild and Peter Jackson, although Camel Lights will do in a pinch.

Ah, fuck, I've only got my wish smoke left. Can't split it.

by El Gordo October 20, 2004

blue anon

the democratic Word meaning opposite of q anon which is demonstrably more prevalent if you apply logic reason and data. Also the word you keep taking down because you dont want to be canceled next. Is that liberty or communism?

blue anon actually occurs in reality and is in fact the creator of the qanon hoax. urban dic wont include a definition of it because they are scared of the communists in charge right now.

by El Gordo March 7, 2021

skater

One who rides a skateboard. Amount of skill is arguable, although generally being able rough out a 90 turn qualifies you. Being a skater has nothing to do with fashion, taste in music, sexual preference, manner of speaking or any of that. If you skate, you're a skater. If you dress skate, but can't, you're a poser. If you don't dress skate and don't skate, hell, you might just be normal.

Wow, check out that hot skater! Why is he wearing Adidas?

by El Gordo December 7, 2004

solid

1. A state of matter.

2. An exclmation often used by ginos, townies and neds to mean cool or variation thereof.

3. A combination of both 1 and 2.

"What state of matter is a gino?"
"SOLIDDD! brup brup."

by El Gordo October 21, 2004