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Powerage 

A person who is unable to go with out their geek pro ultra max pro cart, and will soon(6 months or less) will be breathing out of a tube in an iron lung while still playing “TDS”. This persons brain is also so rotted that it is compatible to rhino shit.
Oh god there is a powerage in out lobby run!!!
Powerage by Maffuei November 3, 2024
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Powerade 

Now avaliable at McDonald's. I get a huge cup with no ice. Seriously, who drinks Powerade with ice?
I just need one more Monopoly piece to get an Xbox! I'm gonna go buy a Powerade and some fries. I bet everyone on earth has a chance of getting the piece I have and like 500 get the other one.
Powerade by kaze2k5 November 6, 2003

powergenitalia 

The once domain name for the Italians who receive their electricity from the company powergen
Italian 1:Bonjourno, I wanto to purchaso lo electricityo
Italian 2: Tu shouldo tryo la websito powergenitalia.com
powergenitalia by Rumpypumpy August 11, 2010

Powerade 

Wow! 32 ounces of Powerade is 89 cents. That's a shitload cheaper than 32 ounces of Gatorade which costs $1.39
Powerade by Ghettoman August 13, 2003

Powerade Nipples 

The larger-than-normal projection of a mammary gland that resembles the cap of a Powerade bottle (looks like one smaller cap resting on a larger cap).
OMG dude, look at Roz's nipples?!

What the flip? Those look like Powerade bottles. Roz has Powerade nipples!
Powerade Nipples by Frank Tankleman December 23, 2008

Powerade Slurpee 

Start by putting powerade in a women's vagina. Then insert your penis into her pussy and start pounding her pussy to a pulp. By this point the juices should be mixed into into a thicker, tastier slurpy-like substance. Finally, use your mouth to extract all of the slurpee from the pussyhole into ones mouth.

Variation: If she's hurtin' for a squirtin', shove a half bottle of powerade into her pussy right before she climaxes. After you get all those precious juices, put the cap on and take it to go or save it for later.
At a San Diego State University sorority party, Brittany and Pj started getting friskey in bed when Brittany proposed that she wanted a powerade slurpee and Pj delightfully agreed and put the blue powerade in her vaghole and starting ramming his dick as hard and fast as he could to create the thick slurpee substance known as powerade slurpee.
(v.) To rage pokemon on any nintendo system like a complete boss.
The other day was a massive pokerage fest. My charizard gained 32 levels.
Pokerage by aquavir April 9, 2011