Poustini 

Moustachioed Italian software program that overloads on difficult nights and can ruin relationships as a result. Is also a chutney.

"Poustini has detected an email containing a suggestion for you to enlarge you goolies."

Poustini by thegreatgatsby October 23, 2003

poutinize

Poutinize refers to the action of converting your side of French fries to a poutine.

Waitress: Would you like fries or a side salad with that sir?

Customer: Can I get the side of fries and can I poutinize them?

Waitress: Definitely that will be an additional $2.50.

poutinize by kelsraewilly May 11, 2014

Poutinifull 

The "sitting-in-your-stomach" feeling you get after finishing a bowl/plate/disposable container of poutine. A regretful feeling of satisfaction.

"I shouldn't have had that poutine for dinner. I feel so poutinifull."

Poutinifull by arner2344 January 26, 2010

poutini 

A region of the female body. Also known as a vagina

Fred: have you ever seen a poutini?
James: yes bro have you?
Fred: uhh.. Yeah...

poutini by madeye23 August 1, 2017

Pustinitis

When you always puss out on going out with your friends.

“This bitch got pustinitis and won’t go out wit her friends”
“Lisa has pustinitis and won’t come out with her friends”

Pustinitis by My big cup gets me in trouble July 27, 2018

Poutinized Fries 

When you take a batch of fries and pootinize them with cheese and gravy to conjure poutine.

Yo Brocheese i could go for some poutinized fries right meow

Poutinized Fries by THe fuckin poutinizer November 5, 2011

Poutinized 

1. The condition or status of having french fries, mozzarella cheese curds and beef gravy added to a foodstuff, person or object.

2. A large group of people, or a location containing people, who have great taste.

The term is derived from the Canadian dish "Poutine", which is made of french fries covered in cheese curds and beef gravy. The dish has been known as "Disco Fries" in certain areas of the United States.

1. I have poutinized your salad by adding more gravy to it.

2. Canadians have are certainly poutinized as a result of their rich cultural heritage.

Poutinized by Snail Shell July 6, 2010