Definitions by madeye23

doored 

the state of being high as fuck, can't even move you're stuck

*facetime rings*... *rings again* *answers FaceTime*

me: yoo wassup sorry i didn't hear the phone ring I'm doored asf

doored by madeye23 September 11, 2018

slapper

a song that goes dummy hard, such a good ass song that you have to immediately have the aux cord to spread the love

*in the car*
me: bro you heard that new slapper by YNW melly?

bro: nah what's it called?

me: hell nah gimmie the aux right now this shit bout to slap.

slapper by madeye23 September 11, 2018

cracked 

verb. to crack or the action of being cracked

to fuck the shit out of someone with no remorse.

*fine ass big booty bitch walks by*
me: yoo I'm finna crack her shit
bro: ong she gettin cracked

cracked by madeye23 September 11, 2018

maddie 

The weirdest girl ever. She's clumsy yet a hot mess, shy, but when with friends extremely loud, really vulgar but classy, and hates being called her full name.

*around friends*
maddie: YES BITCH FUCK IT UP
*around mom*
maddie: yes ma'am oh my god okay

maddie by madeye23 September 11, 2018

poutini 

A region of the female body. Also known as a vagina

Fred: have you ever seen a poutini?
James: yes bro have you?
Fred: uhh.. Yeah...

poutini by madeye23 August 1, 2017