5 definitions by madeye23

doored

the state of being high as fuck, can't even move you're stuck

*facetime rings*... *rings again* *answers FaceTime*

me: yoo wassup sorry i didn't hear the phone ring I'm doored asf

by madeye23 September 12, 2018

cracked

verb. to crack or the action of being cracked

to fuck the shit out of someone with no remorse.

*fine ass big booty bitch walks by*
me: yoo I'm finna crack her shit
bro: ong she gettin cracked

by madeye23 September 12, 2018

poutini

A region of the female body. Also known as a vagina

Fred: have you ever seen a poutini?
James: yes bro have you?
Fred: uhh.. Yeah...

by madeye23 August 1, 2017

maddie

The weirdest girl ever. She's clumsy yet a hot mess, shy, but when with friends extremely loud, really vulgar but classy, and hates being called her full name.

*around friends*
maddie: YES BITCH FUCK IT UP
*around mom*
maddie: yes ma'am oh my god okay

by madeye23 September 12, 2018

slapper

a song that goes dummy hard, such a good ass song that you have to immediately have the aux cord to spread the love

*in the car*
me: bro you heard that new slapper by YNW melly?

bro: nah what's it called?

me: hell nah gimmie the aux right now this shit bout to slap.

by madeye23 September 12, 2018