thegreatgatsby's definitions

Poustini

Moustachioed Italian software program that overloads on difficult nights and can ruin relationships as a result. Is also a chutney.

"Poustini has detected an email containing a suggestion for you to enlarge you goolies."

by thegreatgatsby October 23, 2003

Titty Treat (TT)

When a male decides to enjoy the delights of a girl who has been visited by the titty fairies, though might not be overly blessed in other departments.

"Lord, look at the size of her Gun's of Navarone. I love that movie, so I'm orf to give myself a TT tonight."

by thegreatgatsby October 23, 2003

Maltese Langers

Pool player who cannot avoid potting the white on important shots. Tends to lose out to thegreatgatsby on RTG powerplays.

"Look, John, he's potted the white again."
"Yes, Dennis, how many times are we going to see him do that?"

by thegreatgatsby October 24, 2003