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Pustinitis

When you always puss out on going out with your friends.
“This bitch got pustinitis and won’t go out wit her friends
“Lisa has pustinitis and won’t come out with her friends
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puddinitis 

complete lack of spell checker even if available.reading posts by a puddinitis inflicted person makes you dumber by readin it.
hwo r u gyus doin?
puddinitis by gunner June 24, 2004

Pussicitis 

A disease in men where a situation causes them fear and/or to wimp-out. This disease is common in pussies, wimps, wussies, and scaredy-cats. The only cure is a kick in the ass.
He couldn't jump out of the plane, he came down with severe pussicitis.
Pussicitis by austin powaz April 13, 2008

pussanitis 

when some one is acting like a class A pussy
JOSH: damn dereck you got pussanitis

look at that asshole he's show symptons of pussanitis
pussanitis by J-LYNCH June 29, 2008

rustinitis

An incurable disease you may get from sucking on rusty's dong. Can only get from a rusty. Symptoms include awesomeness, pervertedNess, being an asshole. Homosexual tendencies are common don't go to the doctors just bend over and take it, or bend someone over and stick it in.
You must have rustinitis, you got Krusty rustys in your ass.
rustinitis by Hugsndrugs August 5, 2017

pussinitis 

when a guy is too pussy to pursue a girl he is interested in, in fear of getting hurt.
"He calls or texts every other day, says he cares about you, but when you want to hang out he's too much of a pussy. That bitch has pussinitis!"

pussiritis 

When a man loses all masculinity in the case of love and begins to act like a massive pussy.
John says "Oh Sally's gone away for the weekend, I'll really miss her, I've sent her 27 emails and she hasn't replied."

John's mate Bob says, "Mate you're suffering from pussiritis, grow some cojones."
pussiritis by bushy01 August 6, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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