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potato tits

when someone busts a nut on a girls rack
I gave her some potato tits
potato tits by Idahoslaper April 11, 2010

Potato tits

The act of getting an astronomical amount of semen and smelly, warm fecal matter upon your chest, giving the effect of potato tits.
James: Yeah me and my girl are getting kinkier by the day.
Adam: What did you two do? Potato tits or something?
Potato tits by Chase11 June 27, 2009

tits on a potato 

A woman of free virtue who has no redeeming features apart from having unusually large breasts with which to snare the opposite sex. These women are usually single & promiscuous due being unable to keep a man.
"Any long term plans mate?" "Nah she's tits on a potato, after the STW i'm ready to go home"

Potatotato 

The Potatotato is a large, sentient, and evil potato that once ruled the galaxy. It bred with many mystical creatures and created different offspring such as the Unitato. It's goal is to destroy it's kids for becoming too intelligent for their own good.
Ahh! That Potatotato is so scary! I can't believe something so mean created that cute Unitato!

potatobitch 

When someone who loves potatoes is being a real bitch about something.
Jesus, you potato loving freak, you're being such a bitch over that money!
potatobitch by Maitias January 8, 2005

Potatotize

/v/ 1. to become a potato 2. to make something into a potato
When I got home from school I totally potatotized on the couch.
Potatotize by xeli37 June 13, 2016
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