2 definitions by Group of Cringe
A cross between a potato and a unicorn. They often live in villages, and near grassy plains and red canyons. The most popular Unitato is "Bob". They often become friends with other species, such as narwhalitatos and pikatatos. Unitatoes have modern day technology, although they are pretty dumb. They also have the power to shoot rainbows, fly, and harness wind.
by Group of Cringe March 12, 2019
The Potatotato is a large, sentient, and evil potato that once ruled the galaxy. It bred with many mystical creatures and created different offspring such as the Unitato. It's goal is to destroy it's kids for becoming too intelligent for their own good.
by Group of Cringe May 10, 2019