Post Officed 

To blame or be blamed for something that was the short comings or mistake of others.

“I got Post Officed by my Boss today for stuff he never completed”
“I’m going to Post Office the guy as I fucked up but I’m not taking the heat for it”

Post Officed by PostmansHorizon January 11, 2024

Post Officed 

To be blamed for the incompetence or mistakes of others usually ending in reprimand or jail. Derived from the British Post Office scandal of 2023. Same context as “thrown under the bus”

“Tony totally Post Officed me today in front of the boss - probably get fired for it”

Post Officed by PostmansHorizon January 20, 2024

Two stores, two whores, and a post office. 

A comedic way to describe a small town.

Son:"Dad, what's the difference between the country and a small town?"
Dad: "Well son, Two stores, two whores, and a post office."

Two stores, two whores, and a post office. by boo&brasen September 27, 2014

Post Office IM 

An urgent instant message that takes so long to be responded to that it would be more time efficient to send a response through the post office. More often than not this occurs when the receiving party is actively participating in another activity.

Post Office IM Conversation:
Sender: Hey can you pick me up in the morning and take me to work?
... (30 minutes later) ...
Receiver: Sure!

Post Office IM by Gray84 October 3, 2009

post office 

n. A public building that deals with a community's mail. Oh wow, go figure.

I went to my P.O. Box in the post office.
And oh, I didn't recieve any little men in the mail today!

post office by cranrad September 20, 2005

post office 

Term describing a room, bar, club etc:, that has all men in it.

A room full of men.

1. I went to the bar down the street to try to hook up, but it was a post office so I left.
2. This club is a post office, lets split.

post office by randy December 14, 2004

post office party 

party with too much MALE

Jake: you know, a party that's not a sausage party or a post office--
Anne: post office.. lame?
Jake: post office.. too much MALE

post office party by medaeval February 12, 2004