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Post Officed 

To be blamed for the incompetence or mistakes of others usually ending in reprimand or jail. Derived from the British Post Office scandal of 2023. Same context as “thrown under the bus”
“Tony totally Post Officed me today in front of the boss - probably get fired for it”
Post Officed by PostmansHorizon January 20, 2024

Two stores, two whores, and a post office. 

A comedic way to describe a small town.
Son:"Dad, what's the difference between the country and a small town?"
Dad: "Well son, Two stores, two whores, and a post office."

Post Office IM 

An urgent instant message that takes so long to be responded to that it would be more time efficient to send a response through the post office. More often than not this occurs when the receiving party is actively participating in another activity.
Post Office IM Conversation:
Sender: Hey can you pick me up in the morning and take me to work?
... (30 minutes later) ...
Receiver: Sure!
Post Office IM by Gray84 October 3, 2009

post office 

n. A public building that deals with a community's mail. Oh wow, go figure.
I went to my P.O. Box in the post office.
And oh, I didn't recieve any little men in the mail today!
post office by cranrad September 20, 2005

post office 

Term describing a room, bar, club etc:, that has all men in it.

A room full of men.
1. I went to the bar down the street to try to hook up, but it was a post office so I left.
2. This club is a post office, lets split.
post office by randy December 14, 2004

post office party 

Jake: you know, a party that's not a sausage party or a post office--
Anne: post office.. lame?
Jake: post office.. too much MALE
post office party by medaeval February 12, 2004
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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