medaeval's definitions

post office party

party with too much MALE

Jake: you know, a party that's not a sausage party or a post office--
Anne: post office.. lame?
Jake: post office.. too much MALE

by medaeval February 12, 2004

dirty south

anywhere, usually in the lower contingent United States, that tanks in the lowest tenth-percentile in education, prison reform, and viability of roads.

When we hit the two-lane highway outside Little Rock, we knew we were in the Dirty South.

by medaeval February 6, 2004

waiting to exhale

waiting to give it up because you're not sure what your man's about

that player straight left me 'cause I was waiting to exhale...

by medaeval February 6, 2004

pink ribbon

a lame ass way of showing "support" to women with breast cancer. If you want to help out, donate time, money, or effort. Otherwise, you're no better than bumpersticker/buttonwhores.

Actions speak louder than ribbon.

by medaeval February 6, 2004

buttonwhores

1_ people who collect any button from anywhere, regardless of whether or not it is relevant to them

2_ pseudo-politicals, pseudo-punks, or indie rock kids who amass themselves in button mounds, esp. on messenger bags, and yet do not act on their fashionable concerns

guy: " 'I Love My Radius?' "
girl: "Yeah, I don't know what it means but I thought the red type on black looked totally PUNK!"

by medaeval February 6, 2004

software engineer

a person with such a depressing job that unless mindlessly devoted, will kill himself by self-strangulation intra-cubicle before the age of 35.

See also Office Space

by medaeval February 6, 2004

autocross

also known as Solo II racing-- the SCCA brand name for autocross competition. Solo II events are driving skill contests that emphasize the driver's ability and the car's handling characteristics. This is accomplished by driving a course that is designated by traffic cones on a low hazard location, such as a parking lot or inactive airstrip.

Autocross is the true grassroots motorsport.

by medaeval December 26, 2003