sportsmatecian

A Sportsmatecian is a person with an extensive knowledge of sports, sports statistics, and sports history.

person 1: Who won the game last night between the Heat and the Lakers?

person 2: I don't know man. You should ask Bryant, he's a real sportsmatecian. He can tell you about the score, the stats, and all the highlights.

by boo&brasen April 06, 2013

The Chip

Winning a championship or a championship ring in professional sports.

Skip: K.D is the best basketball player in the world.
Steven: Wait a minute....Lebron is the best. K.D. hasn't gotten "The Chip" yet!

by boo&brasen May 06, 2013

Flash Gordon

A dude that has to flash his jewelry, cash, cars, or expensive possessions to get girls.

Man#1: Look at homie over there tryin' to Mack on Becky.

Man#2: Oh that ain't nobody but Flash Gordon!!! She wouldn't even stop to talk to him if that fool wasn't drvin' a brand new Cl 500. Dude has no game.

by boo&brasen October 29, 2014

Clockblocked

In basketball when you make a shot off the shot clock and it doesn't count or having a made shot called off because of not getting the shot off in time.

I thought I hit the game winning shot as time expired but I was clockblocked by the buzzer.

by boo&brasen December 29, 2010

Fade The Octopus

It's a verse used jokingly to say, "yes, let's do this" or "hell yeah".

Person 1: Say man, you wanna play some bones.
Person 2: Yeah my nig, Fade the octopus.

by boo&brasen March 07, 2011

Puff Stuff

Any drug that can be smoked.

Cop 1: Did you find anything in your vehicle search?
Cop 2: Yeah, found a couple rap crap cd's and a small bag of puff stuff.

by boo&brasen January 27, 2013

Two stores, two whores, and a post office.

A comedic way to describe a small town.

Son:"Dad, what's the difference between the country and a small town?"
Dad: "Well son, Two stores, two whores, and a post office."

by boo&brasen September 27, 2014