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Possidente 

This name comes from the possidente clan hailing from italia. The other half of the families origin is not known at the present time.

This family is famous for naming their sons Bernard and Tommy. The women in this family are kind, unless they have had too much coffee. At that point you should run. run and hide. They are also known for strong reactions.

At a young age the males can be convinced of silly things, such as Hispanics are people from hispain. NEVER EVER PUT A CANTALOUPE IN THEIR SUGAR.
Did you see that possidente, I think it was bernard or tommy or crazy!
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el presidente

A term of art in combat pistol shooting that refers to taking two shots to center mass and one shot to the forehead to make sure the target is deceased.
Did you hear what happened to Jorge? They gave him the old El Presidente. You won't be seeing him no more. He's taking a dirt nap.

Presidente Por Supuesto 

Barak Obama. Literally, President Of Course. A very loose Spanish translation of President Yes We Can. While nowhere close to being an accurate translation, it does convey a sense of that positive can-do attitude of the 44th president of the United States of America and it's fun to say.
If anyone can get single-payer passed it's Presidente Por Supuesto, the 44th president of the United States.

presidentes 

Dominican beer, that hits you hard. Is the only beer better than coronas.
Loko pasate un seis the presidentes.
or
Traime 10 presidentes cuando vengas de santo dominigo.
presidentes by Jay Dizzle March 16, 2005

El presidente

Someone, typically an authority figure. Whom says that they are in your favor; but is actually trying to screw or otherwise fuck you over. Often for personal reasons.
"Hey man you remember the other night when the boss told me that he would wright me a letter of recommendation for a job at corporate?"
"Yeah."
"Well he didn't. He threw me under the bus, and not only that, he instead wrote one for that one chick in accounting you know the roomers."
"Damn dude that's pretty El presidente of him."
El presidente by 19.2 volt July 19, 2021

El Presidente

When you combine the Dirty Sanchez and a Cleveland Steamer. A proper 'El Presidente' will have it start below the neck, resembling a necktie. The Dirty Sanchez of course, serves as the proper mustache.
"I didn't know you were dating a latino girl, Austin."
"I'm not, that's just the remnants of the 'El Presidente' from last night."
El Presidente by WombatCombat October 2, 2011

el presidente

dipped,saucy,tight, ill with it, siccmade. from spanish language el presidente " the president"
im el presidente,i run things tote gun things and never run from things.
el presidente by Joslin September 17, 2005