Posident

A portmanteau of positive and confident. Used as an adjective to express one's optimism in faith or belief of a situation or themselves.

A: "Hey, how are you feeling about your interview later?"

B: "Posident!"

A: "Alright! You got this!"

by Ashw00d April 3, 2022

posiden's kiss

When you take a number 2 on the toilet and the water splashes back.

I had a posiden's kiss this morning.

by The Great White Tuna October 1, 2015

posiden's kiss

(Noun) When the gravitational force of falling feces into a toilet causes a splash that touches the butthole of the person defecating. This is often super uncomfortable for the victim, although it has not yet been linked with any cases of PTSD. Simple precautions to avoid this displeasure include placing a couple preliminary pieces of toilet paper into the bowl prior to egestion.

On while on the toilet, John felt posiden's kiss and vomitted ever so slightly in his mouth.

by Jcrapper62 July 20, 2017

Posiden powder

The secret ingredient in crabby paddies. Is also another word for cocaine.

Yo i just got some posiden powder for super cheap!

by Alpacasarecute December 4, 2018

Possidente

This name comes from the possidente clan hailing from italia. The other half of the families origin is not known at the present time.

This family is famous for naming their sons Bernard and Tommy. The women in this family are kind, unless they have had too much coffee. At that point you should run. run and hide. They are also known for strong reactions.

At a young age the males can be convinced of silly things, such as Hispanics are people from hispain. NEVER EVER PUT A CANTALOUPE IN THEIR SUGAR.

Did you see that possidente, I think it was bernard or tommy or crazy!

by ADVENTUREadventure June 1, 2011

Polident Tiara

The act of placing an elderly woman's dentures on top of her head whilst she performs fellatio upon you. If placed correctly, they resemble a crown, or tiara, hence the term.

Your grandmother was giving me a gummer the other day, and I wanted her to feel regal, so I gave her the old Polident Tiara. She looked like the Queen of England down there!

by Farnsworth3 July 23, 2017

Posiden Powder

Cocaine

Y'all... I just got some posiden powder

by Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy March 3, 2019