(Noun) When the gravitational force of falling feces into a toilet causes a splash that touches the butthole of the person defecating. This is often super uncomfortable for the victim, although it has not yet been linked with any cases of PTSD. Simple precautions to avoid this displeasure include placing a couple preliminary pieces of toilet paper into the bowl prior to egestion.
On while on the toilet, John felt posiden's kiss and vomitted ever so slightly in his mouth.
This name comes from the possidente clan hailing from italia. The other half of the families origin is not known at the present time.
This family is famous for naming their sons Bernard and Tommy. The women in this family are kind, unless they have had too much coffee. At that point you should run. run and hide. They are also known for strong reactions.
At a young age the males can be convinced of silly things, such as Hispanics are people from hispain. NEVER EVER PUT A CANTALOUPE IN THEIR SUGAR.
Did you see that possidente, I think it was bernard or tommy or crazy!
The act of placing an elderly woman's dentures on top of her head whilst she performs fellatio upon you. If placed correctly, they resemble a crown, or tiara, hence the term.
Your grandmother was giving me a gummer the other day, and I wanted her to feel regal, so I gave her the old Polident Tiara. She looked like the Queen of England down there!
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."