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posiden's kiss
posiden's kiss by The Great White Tuna October 1, 2015
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posiden's kiss
(Noun) When the gravitational force of falling feces into a toilet causes a splash that touches the butthole of the person defecating. This is often super uncomfortable for the victim, although it has not yet been linked with any cases of PTSD. Simple precautions to avoid this displeasure include placing a couple preliminary pieces of toilet paper into the bowl prior to egestion.
posiden's kiss by Jcrapper62 July 20, 2017
Posiden powder
Posiden powder by Alpacasarecute December 4, 2018
Possidente
This name comes from the possidente clan hailing from italia. The other half of the families origin is not known at the present time.
This family is famous for naming their sons Bernard and Tommy. The women in this family are kind, unless they have had too much coffee. At that point you should run. run and hide. They are also known for strong reactions.
At a young age the males can be convinced of silly things, such as Hispanics are people from hispain. NEVER EVER PUT A CANTALOUPE IN THEIR SUGAR.
This family is famous for naming their sons Bernard and Tommy. The women in this family are kind, unless they have had too much coffee. At that point you should run. run and hide. They are also known for strong reactions.
At a young age the males can be convinced of silly things, such as Hispanics are people from hispain. NEVER EVER PUT A CANTALOUPE IN THEIR SUGAR.
Possidente by ADVENTUREadventure June 1, 2011
Polident Tiara
The act of placing an elderly woman's dentures on top of her head whilst she performs fellatio upon you. If placed correctly, they resemble a crown, or tiara, hence the term.
Your grandmother was giving me a gummer the other day, and I wanted her to feel regal, so I gave her the old Polident Tiara. She looked like the Queen of England down there!
Polident Tiara by Farnsworth3 July 23, 2017
Posiden Powder
Posiden Powder by Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy March 3, 2019
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