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Positional Chubby
Getting an often unwanted erection simply because of the way you're sitting or positioned. Too much blood flowing to the wrong place and always at the wrong time.
"I was sleeping when the teacher called me to the front of the class. When I woke up I was pitching a pretty big tent and there was no way I could hide it."
"Sounds to me like you got a positional chubby...God I hate those."
"Sounds to me like you got a positional chubby...God I hate those."
Positional Chubby by ArchangelDuma December 12, 2008
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positional amnesia
After walking from the kitchen to the bedroom, you say to yourself:
"Now why am I looking in this closet again?", then "Positional amnesia strikes me once again!"
"Now why am I looking in this closet again?", then "Positional amnesia strikes me once again!"
positional amnesia by Barking Frog December 1, 2013
positional variety
versatility in the way something can be placed, which can be applied to almost anything
a.k.a. having many different ways to position something
a.k.a. having many different ways to position something
"step your game up. rock that hat with some positional variety"
"on a scale of 1 - 10, i'd give him a 9.9 in positional variety. we was all over the place!"
"on a scale of 1 - 10, i'd give him a 9.9 in positional variety. we was all over the place!"
positional variety by torpedoheat October 8, 2007
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flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!