Portland, P.A 

Portland, P.A. is a very small town near Bangor in north-East Pensylvania. consists of one small main street,wich contains a tatoo parlor,a pet store,a chocolate shop, and not mush else.

the main street is set across from a small walking bridge,that many local teens like to sit on the side of.

one other popular teen hangout is the graveyard on the east side of town. it's quite large,and is set on a steep hill.

possibly because of the graveyard, many ghosts have been sighted and rumored in portland.

Has two churches,one Methodist, one Baptist.

Another place lcal teens liked to hang out at was the small playground,behind the old schoolhouse. However,it was recently re-done, and made "safer", so most of the fun has gone out of that area.

Portland has one of the best volunteer fire departments of any small town in northern P.A., with a quick response time and dedicated firefighters.

All in all, a nice place.

i went to Portland, P.A yesterday. it was nice,but small.

Portland, P.A by angel's tear November 29, 2011

Portland Passback 

It's where you freeze your poo, and put it up your mate's bum. Then he poos it back in to your hand.

Hey mate, we're bro's, right? Lets do a Portland Passback!

Portland Passback by SelfishSi June 10, 2018

Portland party favor 

To perform a Portland party favor: At a pre-game party, hide in a room when everyone is leaving to go out for the night. Once the home is vacated, proceed to turn on music, continue drinking, and have fun while cleaning the entire place. Pick up all trash and recycling, scrub, dry, and put away every glass and dish, wipe every surface, organize furniture, etc. Leave the spotless place before its occupants return home. Never tell them that you did it.

"Last night when we got home from the club, our home was immaculate. It was trashed from pre-gaming when we left. Someone must have treated us to a Portland party favor, but I can't figure out who."

Portland party favor by JChoops March 10, 2014

Portland Park 

a place were the kids of 5th - 15th ave in the city of Haverhill,MA find home and refuge.

"Yo, lets go to portland and smoke that bogie!"

"Portland Park"

Portland Park by JOFAxxx November 6, 2011

Portland Pancake

Verb: The process of a fat man or woman (usually of African heritage) sitting on someone, flattening you like a pancake then shitting down ones throat to reinflate you.

I walked in on my friend getting a Portland Pancake

Portland Pancake by Plirttuff June 10, 2026

partland 

verb: to get really drunk, destroy something that does not belong to you (i.e. public washroom, local grocery store, etc.), and be brought home by the local authorities.

John: Oh man, you have to watch over me tonight, just incase I get out of hand and partland something.
Jim: True that.

partland by foy_45 March 28, 2004