Jim: I just fucked Hilary Duff.
Policeman: She is underage. You're under arrest.
Jim: Shit. That Hilary Duff ain't nothin but jailbait.
Policeman: She is underage. You're under arrest.
Jim: Shit. That Hilary Duff ain't nothin but jailbait.
by foy_45 March 28, 2004
by foy_45 March 28, 2004
1) A penis, aged to the point where it has absolutely no sexual use.
2) A prick over the age of 50 who does shit just to piss you off.
2) A prick over the age of 50 who does shit just to piss you off.
Woman: Hey there you rich senior citizen, how about coming into the hot tub and fucking me until you have a corinary?
Old Man: I can't, I have an old dick.
or
Jim: That 60 year old guy down the street tipped over my barbeque because he said it was making too much noise.
John: Shit guy, that bastard down the street sure is an old dick.
Old Man: I can't, I have an old dick.
or
Jim: That 60 year old guy down the street tipped over my barbeque because he said it was making too much noise.
John: Shit guy, that bastard down the street sure is an old dick.
by foy_45 March 28, 2004
by foy_45 March 29, 2004
by foy_45 March 28, 2004
by foy_45 March 28, 2004
A homosexual orgy.
by foy_45 April 02, 2004