hilary duff

See jailbait.

Jim: I just fucked Hilary Duff.
Policeman: She is underage. You're under arrest.
Jim: Shit. That Hilary Duff ain't nothin but jailbait.

by foy_45 March 28, 2004

Greek For Life

The opposite of winning the lottery.

John: I won the lottery!
Jim: Ah damnit, I'm Greek.

by foy_45 March 28, 2004

old dick

1) A penis, aged to the point where it has absolutely no sexual use.

2) A prick over the age of 50 who does shit just to piss you off.

Woman: Hey there you rich senior citizen, how about coming into the hot tub and fucking me until you have a corinary?
Old Man: I can't, I have an old dick.

or

Jim: That 60 year old guy down the street tipped over my barbeque because he said it was making too much noise.
John: Shit guy, that bastard down the street sure is an old dick.

by foy_45 March 28, 2004

throw under the bus

This is what you do when you can't think of any other way to break up with your girlfriend.

I didn't want to hurt Jane's feelings, so I just threw her ass under the bus instead.

by foy_45 March 28, 2004

kirking out

What happens when someone sees Kirk Cameron and enjoys it.

I was flipping channels, and Growing Pains was on, so I started kirking out!

by foy_45 March 29, 2004

mincus

That loser in Boy Meets World that was always up in Cory and Shawn's business when they were young. He was always being a smart ass and giving them backtalk. He is lucky they didn't pimp slap him.

Mincus is lucky Corey and Shawn didn't pimp slap his back-talking little ass.

by foy_45 March 28, 2004

kirk cameron

That idiot who was on Growing Pains...he has curly hair, and his sister played DJ on Full House.

I wouldn't fuck Kirk Cameron, but I'd probably do his sister. Probably.

by foy_45 March 29, 2004