hilary duff

See jailbait.

Jim: I just fucked Hilary Duff.
Policeman: She is underage. You're under arrest.
Jim: Shit. That Hilary Duff ain't nothin but jailbait.

by foy_45 March 28, 2004

Greek For Life

The opposite of winning the lottery.

John: I won the lottery!
Jim: Ah damnit, I'm Greek.

by foy_45 March 28, 2004

old dick

1) A penis, aged to the point where it has absolutely no sexual use.

2) A prick over the age of 50 who does shit just to piss you off.

Woman: Hey there you rich senior citizen, how about coming into the hot tub and fucking me until you have a corinary?
Old Man: I can't, I have an old dick.

or

Jim: That 60 year old guy down the street tipped over my barbeque because he said it was making too much noise.
John: Shit guy, that bastard down the street sure is an old dick.

by foy_45 March 28, 2004

kirking out

What happens when someone sees Kirk Cameron and enjoys it.

I was flipping channels, and Growing Pains was on, so I started kirking out!

by foy_45 March 29, 2004

throw under the bus

This is what you do when you can't think of any other way to break up with your girlfriend.

I didn't want to hurt Jane's feelings, so I just threw her ass under the bus instead.

by foy_45 March 28, 2004

strawberry banana

Two fruits that, when combined, become the most bad ass superfruit ever.

I'm going to eat me some strawberry banana yogurt, because it kicks serious ass.

by foy_45 March 28, 2004

fruit salad

A homosexual orgy.

There was an abundance of banana in that fruit salad.

by foy_45 April 02, 2004