Definitions by foy_45

fruit salad 

A homosexual orgy.

There was an abundance of banana in that fruit salad.

fruit salad by foy_45 April 1, 2004

partland 

verb: to get really drunk, destroy something that does not belong to you (i.e. public washroom, local grocery store, etc.), and be brought home by the local authorities.

John: Oh man, you have to watch over me tonight, just incase I get out of hand and partland something.
Jim: True that.

partland by foy_45 March 28, 2004

throw under the bus 

This is what you do when you can't think of any other way to break up with your girlfriend.

I didn't want to hurt Jane's feelings, so I just threw her ass under the bus instead.

throw under the bus by foy_45 March 28, 2004

Greek For Life

The opposite of winning the lottery.

John: I won the lottery!
Jim: Ah damnit, I'm Greek.

Greek For Life by foy_45 March 28, 2004

old dick 

1) A penis, aged to the point where it has absolutely no sexual use.

2) A prick over the age of 50 who does shit just to piss you off.

Woman: Hey there you rich senior citizen, how about coming into the hot tub and fucking me until you have a corinary?
Old Man: I can't, I have an old dick.

or

Jim: That 60 year old guy down the street tipped over my barbeque because he said it was making too much noise.
John: Shit guy, that bastard down the street sure is an old dick.

old dick by foy_45 March 28, 2004

mincus 

That loser in Boy Meets World that was always up in Cory and Shawn's business when they were young. He was always being a smart ass and giving them backtalk. He is lucky they didn't pimp slap him.

Mincus is lucky Corey and Shawn didn't pimp slap his back-talking little ass.

mincus by foy_45 March 28, 2004

hilary duff 

See jailbait.

Jim: I just fucked Hilary Duff.
Policeman: She is underage. You're under arrest.
Jim: Shit. That Hilary Duff ain't nothin but jailbait.

hilary duff by foy_45 March 28, 2004