portgas

A person who is always there but will never let you know that they are.

Portgas hasn't talked to us in a while

by ZiggyCat November 16, 2020

Portgas

The greatest pirate that's ever lived

Do you know of Portgas?
YEAH MAN HE IS THE GOAT

by sl33pless November 12, 2025

porrgasm

a noun describing, the orgasmic sensation one may experience when seriously enjoying a bowl of porridge

Mum made me porridge this morning for breakfast. So I headed to my room, turned out the light and had a porrgasm.

by porridgeman June 21, 2010

porkgasm

The pleasure a non-Muslim gets from eating any type of pork - particularly bacon - when living in countries that specifically ban pig and all of its products.

Person 1: Oh man, Fred just flew back from the States and brought a shit load of pork. I totally made myself a bacon sandwich and had a porkgasm.
Person 2: That is the life.

by 62474 November 10, 2009

Porgasm

Achieving an orgasmic experience from viewing (or for that matter even hearing) a porg

Friend: Hey did you see Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Me: It gave me the best porgasm of my life.

by SemStev April 23, 2018

Portashee

A more direct way to express being bored as shit

There is absolutely nothing to do I'm portashee

by Darkwen July 10, 2019

Poregasm

When you pop a juicy pimple that was so large your pore orgasms onto the mirror in front of your face.

This pimple was so large, when I popped it my face literally had a poregasm.

by caKe_no November 23, 2010