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Portugas 

the most friendliest and laid bac ppl in Europe
what is ur grudge against Portugal and portuguese people? are u so furious that Portugal made it to the final vs. Greece in the Euro 2004?......and the only way of making urself feel better is by putting a country down....one of which u have no understanding of how beautiful and cultured it is......seriously, Rui, get a life.
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Portugas 

Small people with short legs which don't support them very well.

When they try to play games, such as football, they fall over a lot.

They cry when they get up off the floor and realise they haven't got a penalty, the ref didn't help them this time and they've lost again.
The Portugas are cheats, because of this they have never won a major tournament.
Portugas by Rui Caralho July 9, 2004

Downtown Portugal 

Eric: This asian girl wants my shit, should I hot carl her?

Justin: Nah man get some of that downtown portugal.

portugal caralho 

An unwritten rule of the Portuguese people in the internet. When browsing random posts about our country or culture online, usually by foreigners, no matter the subject we have the patriotic duty to type in the comments :"Portugal Caralho!" as to instill our sense of national pride for our great nation!

Caps lock may be applied to emphasize excitement levels aswell as multiple exclamation points.
Random world cup commentator somwhere on the interwebs number 1: "I don't know, I don't think Portugal has the team to make it to the final! I mean they have Ronaldo, but what else?"

Portuguese patriot: "PORTUGAL CARALHO!!!"
portugal caralho by amarante24 June 16, 2018

Portugal. The Man 

An indie rock band originating in Alaska consisting of John Gourley, Zach Carothers, Noah Gersh, Kane Ritchotte, and Kyle O'Quin. They're the fucking best. Real fucking great music instead of shit there typically is these days. Orgasmic to the ears.
Guy 1: hey, what are you listening to?? I think my ears are having an orgasm!
Guy 2: Portugal. The Man motherfucker.
Portugal. The Man by madsmel November 21, 2013
Portugal is a fictitious country made up by the shapeshifting alien race known as Brazilians. The Brazilians made it up to cover up the fact they are from outer-space. Anybody who says they're from Portugal are Brazilian actors, and anyone who has "visited" Portugal were actually just drugged and flew to Brazil. They're so high they think that they are in Portugal.
Guy 1: Dude, I just visited Portugal, the beaches were so beautiful.
Guy 2: Portugal doesn't exist, you just visited Brazil, but were so high that you thought you were in Portugal.
Guy 1: What the fuck?
Portugal by Mr. KokoPudgeFudge December 22, 2022

portugal police 

Portugal police was used in anomalys video when they were busting down CSGO cheaters.
Portugal police hands up. "Arestinho Ronaldinho"
portugal police by mlgjan September 23, 2019