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porgasm
when you pop a zit, blackhead, whitehead or otherwise gross unwanted dirty substance that has inhabited a part on someone's body, and it finally all comes busting out, (like the sexual climax) leaving you feeling very satisfied. also, could be used as porgasmic
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porgasm by Tom Landox November 28, 2006
Porgasm
An immense feeling of pleasure achieved during urination, it only happens of very rare occasions (frequency is increased with alcohol consumption), but when it does it can be like a miniature orgasm.
**At House Party**
Guy Number 1: Dude, I just pissed all over Rach's bathroom, do you think I should tell her?
Guy Number 2: No, Shh dude, keep that shit to yourself!, How the fuck did you manage to piss everywhere anyway you jeb end, didn't you ever learn to aim!
Guy Number 1: Of course I can aim dude, I just had a porgasm and I got this tingly sensation up from my bell end all the way up to my spine and then I had involutary convulsions of my back muscles and before I knew it I had piss all over myself.
Guy Number 2: Ah, now it all makes sense!
Guy Number 1: Dude, I just pissed all over Rach's bathroom, do you think I should tell her?
Guy Number 2: No, Shh dude, keep that shit to yourself!, How the fuck did you manage to piss everywhere anyway you jeb end, didn't you ever learn to aim!
Guy Number 1: Of course I can aim dude, I just had a porgasm and I got this tingly sensation up from my bell end all the way up to my spine and then I had involutary convulsions of my back muscles and before I knew it I had piss all over myself.
Guy Number 2: Ah, now it all makes sense!
Porgasm by Hentsep Renge September 1, 2009
porgasm
The feeling you get when you hold your pee in for the longest time and then you are finally able to go to the bathroom
aka ‘pee orgasm’
aka ‘pee orgasm’
“I really needed to pee all day but I couldn’t because I was in the car for 3 hours”
“Oh, I bet when you finally went you had a porgasm”
“Oh, I bet when you finally went you had a porgasm”
porgasm by Mitch and Zoey June 2, 2018
phorgasm
Mix between the words phone and orgasm.
When someones phone vibrates (usually their pocket or bra) and causes them to have a mini orgasm from the vibrations. Symptoms include sharp gasps, short of breath, moaning, and jumping out of there seats.
When someones phone vibrates (usually their pocket or bra) and causes them to have a mini orgasm from the vibrations. Symptoms include sharp gasps, short of breath, moaning, and jumping out of there seats.
Sarah:"....and after that i *GASP*
Bob: Are you okay?????
Sarah: yeah just my mom calling
Bob: Maybe you should put your phone in a place were you're less likely to have a phorgasm.
Bob: Are you okay?????
Sarah: yeah just my mom calling
Bob: Maybe you should put your phone in a place were you're less likely to have a phorgasm.
phorgasm by supppppppppppppppppppp December 17, 2010
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