Porshed
Porshed by VermithraxInfo September 18, 2016
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Porshe moment
An obvious common answer that isn't known or understood by a respondent. I.e like Porshe didn't know the Underground Railroad was not a real rail road.
Kandi- "The Underground Railroad was a real railroad!"
Nene- "Fool, it was not a real railroad."
Kandi- "Opps, I was having a Porshe Moment!"
Nene- "Fool, it was not a real railroad."
Kandi- "Opps, I was having a Porshe Moment!"
Porshe moment by JDUBBZZ June 26, 2014
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Porshad
A girl that is too beautiful to be true; a smart and loyal friend. A bubbly peppy girl who cherishes her friendships and lets them go if they are not real.
Porshad by Mario Jose Julio April 10, 2009
Porsched
Porsched by arnold zimmerman February 1, 2008
Poshed
The space left in your wallet after a particularly drunken and expensive night out. Normally after being invited on an aquaintances birthday/stag night to go somwhere you would not normally go due to the expense. Anywhere on Broad Street for example.
The best way not to get poshed is to get the first round in. Then later in the night, when your compadres are drunk you can seagull a few drinks from them.
How to realise that you are getting poshed: when it dawns on you that the content of your wallet will either stretch to a curry and a taxi home, or one more drink - and you get the drink.
A popular place to get poshed is a distant cousin's wedding where the free bar has been withdrawn. Thus you end up drinking your taxi fare back to the B & B and having to scrounge a lift from some pissed-up arse in a Range Rover.
The best way not to get poshed is to get the first round in. Then later in the night, when your compadres are drunk you can seagull a few drinks from them.
How to realise that you are getting poshed: when it dawns on you that the content of your wallet will either stretch to a curry and a taxi home, or one more drink - and you get the drink.
A popular place to get poshed is a distant cousin's wedding where the free bar has been withdrawn. Thus you end up drinking your taxi fare back to the B & B and having to scrounge a lift from some pissed-up arse in a Range Rover.
'Coming for a curry?'
'Nah, I'm totally poshed mate. Lend me a tenner?'
'*&$£"! off!'
'Good night out?'
'Yeah, we went up town now I'm completely poshed. Lend me a tenner?'
'How was the wedding?'
'Crap, the freebies were denied so we got well poshed!'
'Nah, I'm totally poshed mate. Lend me a tenner?'
'*&$£"! off!'
'Good night out?'
'Yeah, we went up town now I'm completely poshed. Lend me a tenner?'
'How was the wedding?'
'Crap, the freebies were denied so we got well poshed!'
Poshed by Loopmeister August 2, 2006